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Mostly Harmless
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« on: February 27, 2010, 10:15:16 AM »

Oh those Russians: such animal lovers!  They retired a troubled performing chimp to a life of sex, booze and smokes...and now he's in rehab!   On this continent they do that with humans...

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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2010, 10:30:29 AM »

 Buggedout   I wonder who thought it would be funny to give smokes and booze to him?

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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2010, 10:58:19 AM »

He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

That sounds familiar.

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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2010, 04:02:55 PM »

The chimp was later found to actually be Amy Winehouse when it responded, "No, no, no."
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2010, 04:16:11 PM »

Hey...I resemble that remark!


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Listen here you little s**t.

« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2010, 06:11:57 PM »

nah, the chimp's actually George W. Bush

yeah no.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!

« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2010, 06:35:05 PM »


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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 12:34:52 PM »

That chimp has a real monkey on his back....

Sorry... Bluesad

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