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« Reply #1095 on: November 05, 2020, 03:36:36 PM »

Here's something you don't hear too often-
"Dad, you really oughta drink more!"
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« Reply #1096 on: November 05, 2020, 03:39:39 PM »

If you had only one tooth would you brush it for a real long time?
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

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« Reply #1097 on: January 18, 2021, 12:35:47 PM »

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« Reply #1098 on: January 18, 2021, 09:37:28 PM »

HOW MANY TRUMP SUPPORTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


"Anitfa broke the old bulb!  And stole the new one!  Sad!!"
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« Reply #1099 on: January 20, 2021, 10:59:40 AM »

One I heard on the news today:

It is set to be very cold for the Biden inauguration today. Apparently it is going to be minus 45. 
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« Reply #1100 on: January 22, 2021, 12:10:01 AM »

What did the cops say when they let the longtime badmovies.org member out of jail?

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