Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
March 29, 2024, 12:10:34 AM
713382 Posts in 53058 Topics by 7725 Members
Latest Member: wibwao
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  The truly terrible joke thread « previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 47 48 [49] 50 51 ... 87
Author Topic: The truly terrible joke thread  (Read 405572 times)
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1754
Posts: 13425


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #720 on: March 05, 2018, 09:45:56 PM »

Heard the one about the Michael Brown doll? 

Nevermind, it was dead on arrival.
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2591
Posts: 15182


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #721 on: March 05, 2018, 10:08:21 PM »

No, but I did buy a new Helen Keller action figure.
You wind it up and it runs into walls!
Logged

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: -166
Posts: 5821



« Reply #722 on: March 06, 2018, 01:13:53 AM »

How do you define recession,  depression and recovery?

Recession: Your neighbor loses his job.

Depression: You lost your job.

Recovery: Donald Trump loses his job.
Logged

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2591
Posts: 15182


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #723 on: March 06, 2018, 06:15:30 PM »

How do you define recession,  depression and recovery?

Recession: Your neighbor loses his job.

Depression: You lost your job.

Recovery: Donald Trump loses his job.

Ronald Reagan said it first.
About Jimmy Carter!!  (It was funny then too.)
Logged

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: -166
Posts: 5821



« Reply #724 on: March 06, 2018, 06:22:09 PM »

In ancient nazereth a crowd had gathered to stone an adulteress to death.

Jesus stepped forwards and said "Let ye of whom is without sin cast the first stone. "

The crowd stopped for a moment.  Then a rock flies out of the crowd,  hits the adulteress between the eyes and kills her instantly.

Jesus yells "Dammit mom! "
Logged

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: -166
Posts: 5821



« Reply #725 on: March 06, 2018, 10:31:29 PM »

Scott Baio announced he would no longer go into Dick's sporting goods as a protest against their ending the sales of semi-automatic firearms.

Dick's had to bring in a replacement cashier to fill in for him.
Logged

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
Alex
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1556
Posts: 12606



« Reply #726 on: March 08, 2018, 12:28:09 PM »

A prostitute, an architect and a politician are all having an argument about whose job is the oldest.

The prostitute says that well hers is called 'The oldest profession'.
The architect says, look the creation of the universe out the chaos that existed before was clearly the work of an architect so my job is older.
The politician smiles and says "Ah, but someone had to create the chaos."
Logged

But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: -166
Posts: 5821



« Reply #727 on: March 08, 2018, 11:14:49 PM »

Donald Trump wants to do something about school shootings by going after video games.

That's the most terrible joke I've heard in a long time.
Logged

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1754
Posts: 13425


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #728 on: March 09, 2018, 12:56:29 PM »

An elderly couple were out having dinner when with embarrassment the man whispered to his wife, "I think I just silently passed gas, what do I do?"

A kid three tables away replied, "For starters turn up your hearing aid."
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Rev. Powell
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
****

Karma: 3100
Posts: 26772


Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


WWW
« Reply #729 on: March 09, 2018, 01:08:39 PM »

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside.
Logged

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
Allhallowsday
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2280
Posts: 20726


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #730 on: March 09, 2018, 02:11:05 PM »

Logged

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1754
Posts: 13425


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #731 on: March 09, 2018, 03:50:13 PM »

Do you know the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One of them snatches watches, the other...
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Pacman000
Guest
« Reply #732 on: March 09, 2018, 06:25:00 PM »

In 1983 Atari lost over $500 million dollars, so Warner Communications, parent company of Atari, decided to sell it.

It was bought by Jack Tramiel, former head of Commodore Business Machines, Atari's biggest rival in the home computer market, and a difficult man to work for.

As he entered Atari's game development building, with his two adult sons & a few  loyal former Commodore execs, one of Atari's engineers decided to make a joke. The engineer got on the building's PA system, & called out a warning: "Imperial storm troopers have entered the base! Imperial storm troopers have — Urk!"

Funny. Except Jack Tramiel was a holocaust surviver who hadn't seen Star Wars.

True story.

http://www.dadhacker.com/blog/?p=995

http://www.dadhacker.com/blog/?p=1000
Logged
Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: -166
Posts: 5821



« Reply #733 on: March 09, 2018, 06:36:57 PM »

Well,  hopefully it hit him in the face with how the way he acted made people see him.
Logged

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: -166
Posts: 5821



« Reply #734 on: March 09, 2018, 06:50:54 PM »

What's the difference between Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Apple Computers?

Apple computers updates its pads more often.

Logged

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
Pages: 1 ... 47 48 [49] 50 51 ... 87
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  The truly terrible joke thread « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.