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El Misfit
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« Reply #900 on: February 10, 2019, 10:17:13 AM »

A recent study shows that the application for clowns are down; many of the people who are qualified are becoming politics.
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« Reply #901 on: February 13, 2019, 06:28:04 PM »

The USPS mail tracking system.

Thread won.
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« Reply #902 on: February 14, 2019, 12:13:53 AM »

Guy a: Here's a joke; p***y
Guy b: I don't get it.
Guy a: I know you don't get it
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« Reply #903 on: February 14, 2019, 12:18:22 AM »

Donald trump declared if he were impeached the earth would stop turning.

This threw his supporters into a state of mass confusion as they had always believed the earth was flat.
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« Reply #904 on: February 14, 2019, 07:20:59 AM »

Want to hear a joke about a ghost?



That's the spirit!
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« Reply #905 on: February 14, 2019, 07:58:30 AM »

What is brown and sounds like a bell?

*DUNG*   Buggedout Wink
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But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
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« Reply #906 on: February 16, 2019, 02:08:07 AM »

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« Reply #907 on: February 16, 2019, 02:09:25 AM »

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will get this.
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« Reply #908 on: February 16, 2019, 09:53:01 PM »

I once had a relationship with a blind woman. I admit it was challenging. Took me forever to get her husband's voice just right.
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« Reply #909 on: February 16, 2019, 11:11:21 PM »

Why are men like snowstorms to women?

You never know when he's coming,  how long he'll last or how many inches you'll get.
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« Reply #910 on: February 28, 2019, 06:50:57 PM »

Why is Donald trump now like john McCain?

They've both been shot down in hanoi.
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« Reply #911 on: February 28, 2019, 06:56:45 PM »

A recent study shows that the application for clowns are down; many of the people who are qualified are becoming politics.
Oh, come on! It takes intelligence to be a clown.
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« Reply #912 on: March 01, 2019, 09:45:29 AM »

If you have a Tesla car and it gets stolen does it then become an Edison?
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« Reply #913 on: March 12, 2019, 10:01:50 AM »

Western European: "Western Europe ees whare good Americans go when zey die! "

American: "What about bad Americans? "

Western European : "Zey stay een America. "
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« Reply #914 on: March 12, 2019, 12:20:25 PM »

I was recently delighted when I got a kind letter from the inland revenue telling me my taxes were outstanding.

Particularly since I don't remember ever paying them.
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