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Trevor
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« Reply #120 on: April 20, 2010, 04:03:27 AM »

Why can't people who live across the street from a cemetary be buried there?
They're not dead.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

Where you are in the world, Raff: I've been told that those that have passed there don't rest easy.

The American Institute of Parapsychology named Savannah the "Most Haunted American City".

Bite on that, New Orleans!  TongueOut

I'm wondering why I deleted my post on this thread: that was silly.  Question I would really love to come and visit Savannah someday. Smile
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #121 on: April 20, 2010, 04:42:57 PM »

How do you make a gay baby cry?
You take the pacifier out of his bum. (Told to me by a gay guy, no less...)
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« Reply #122 on: April 20, 2010, 05:10:30 PM »

What's more gross than a pile of dead babies?
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El Misfit
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Hi there!


« Reply #123 on: April 20, 2010, 06:05:46 PM »

What's more gross than a pile of dead babies?
ME!
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Raffine
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« Reply #124 on: April 20, 2010, 06:37:11 PM »

What's more gross than a pile of dead babies?
ME!

WRONG, Pumaman breath!
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #125 on: April 20, 2010, 07:12:57 PM »

What's more horrifying than a truckload of dead babies? 
One, alive, trying to eat its way out. 
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« Reply #126 on: April 20, 2010, 07:17:13 PM »

What's more horrifying than a truckload of dead babies? 
One, alive, trying to eat its way out. 

Pile of dead babies: same answer!
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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #127 on: April 20, 2010, 08:49:30 PM »

Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?

Because of blond boyfriends. 
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« Reply #128 on: April 20, 2010, 09:28:02 PM »

What do you call a cow that eats other cows?
A Canni-BULL!

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« Reply #129 on: April 20, 2010, 10:49:31 PM »

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

"are you going to eat that?"

(Very 1990's, I know!)
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #130 on: April 20, 2010, 11:21:30 PM »

A woman trying to copycat the Lorena Bobbitt incident raised a large knife while her husband was sleeping one night and brought it down, missing his penis and grazing his scrotum.  He woke up angrily in pain and later sued her on a miss-de-weiner charge.  Lookingup
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« Reply #131 on: April 21, 2010, 03:58:53 AM »

He woke up angrily in pain and later sued her on a miss-de-weiner charge.  Lookingup

 Buggedout BuggedoutTeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #132 on: April 21, 2010, 12:03:55 PM »

What did the leper say to the prostitute? 
Keep the tip. 
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« Reply #133 on: April 21, 2010, 07:52:01 PM »

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take it for a drag.



BOY: Mrs. Jones, can Johnny come out and play baseball?
MRS. JONE: Honey, you know johnny doesn't have any arms or legs.
BOY: But we need a third base!
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Oookaay...


« Reply #134 on: April 21, 2010, 08:03:45 PM »

I was dating this siamese twin, but she dumped me because I was seeing her sister behind her back
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