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« Reply #240 on: January 31, 2011, 09:07:55 PM »
what do you call a woman with her legs and arms cut off and in the ocean? Bobbie

What do you call a man who watches Bad movies and never changes out of his underwear? (hint: he lives in South Africa)

What was the reason why the glass broke? The glass were tired of hearing Justin Beiber singing.

Worst name ever: Phillip M. Y. Crack
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« Reply #241 on: February 01, 2011, 03:14:20 AM »
Roses are red, Violets are blue. At least thats what they tell me, because i'm blind.
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« Reply #242 on: February 01, 2011, 03:16:32 AM »
Quote from: Chris M. on January 31, 2011, 09:07:55 PM
What do you call a man who watches Bad movies and never changes out of his underwear? (hint: he lives in South Africa)

Hmmm..............dunno.  Wink TeddyR
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« Reply #243 on: February 01, 2011, 03:28:25 AM »
Dumb, old kinda racist one:
What do you call an Asian man who can't tell the truth?
Ryan.
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« Reply #244 on: February 01, 2011, 03:45:01 AM »
Quote from: ImaginaryFoot on February 01, 2011, 03:14:20 AM
Roses are red, Violets are blue. At least thats what they tell me, because i'm blind.


That's a John Callahan joke! That guy is hilarious, one of the forefather's of the sick humor one panel joke.

My favorite variation of that is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You think this will rhyme,
But it ain't gonna.
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« Reply #245 on: February 01, 2011, 04:01:49 AM »
I saw that in a cartoon years ago, i think it was in Hustler TeddyR Drink
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« Reply #246 on: February 01, 2011, 02:28:41 PM »
A drum set falls off a cliff...

*BUDUM-CHING*
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« Reply #247 on: February 09, 2011, 01:36:35 PM »
what do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?
Doug.
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« Reply #248 on: February 09, 2011, 07:30:33 PM »

Walk like an Egyptian?

What, you mean dodging rubber bullets while throwing rocks?
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« Reply #249 on: February 09, 2011, 08:04:05 PM »
So two guys pull up at a stop light. the guy in the left lane is driving a Ferrari, but doesn't notices the gas light is on. the guy on his right is driving a beater car and has his girlfriend with him.. the left guy is signaling for a race, the other accepts. the wage was the Ferrari for the girl. the light turns green and the Ferrari stalls. the moral of the story is to never drive half blinded.
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« Reply #250 on: February 09, 2011, 10:45:07 PM »
One I heard on a tv show tonight...A sloth is assaulted by three turtles.  He calls the cops and when they arrive they ask him for a description of his assailants.  He replies, "I.....don't....know....it...all....happened....so......fast....."
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« Reply #251 on: February 09, 2011, 10:57:58 PM »
From Taxi:
Man #1: What does a yellow light mean?
Man #2: Slow down!
Man #1: What... does... a... yellow... light... mean...?
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« Reply #252 on: February 09, 2011, 11:03:20 PM »
Forensics: "Justin Bieber was shot to death in his dressing room only a few minutes before his show started."
Horatio Kane: "I guess the killer was...."
*Puts on sun glasses*
Horatio Kane: "JUSTIN TIME!"
The Who: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
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« Reply #253 on: February 09, 2011, 11:10:07 PM »

Did you guys hear about the new German oven?

It seats seven.
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« Reply #254 on: February 10, 2011, 02:19:43 AM »
Quote from: retrorussell on February 09, 2011, 10:57:58 PM
From Taxi:
Man #1: What does a yellow light mean?
Man #2: Slow down!
Man #1: What... does... a... yellow... light... mean...?

Reverend Jim is man #1 played by Christopher Lloyd.
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