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« Reply #390 on: June 27, 2012, 11:45:57 PM »

I'm a pacifist alright, I'm about to pass a fist across your face!

A jazz group plays 1000 notes for 3 people, a rock group plays 3 notes for 1000 people.
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« Reply #391 on: July 21, 2012, 12:26:32 PM »

this is my joke here:
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« Reply #392 on: July 23, 2012, 12:40:37 PM »

Why couldn't the wrestler set a fire?

He lost all his matches.
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« Reply #393 on: July 26, 2012, 11:47:34 PM »

Dude, that camping trip was..in tents (say it out loud if you have to)

People say that anything that deals with Jesus is sacred, including his poo- it's the Holy Sh!t!
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« Reply #394 on: August 04, 2012, 09:28:14 PM »

Two drums and a cymbal set fall off a cliff.

Ba-dump ksssshhhhhh.
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« Reply #395 on: December 07, 2012, 05:00:35 PM »

If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress is Congress?  Buggedout TongueOut
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« Reply #396 on: December 07, 2012, 06:10:31 PM »

what do you call cheese that's not yours?

someone else's cheese.


two nuns in the bath, one says "where's the soap?"

the other replies "are you blind, it's over there in the soap-dish".
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« Reply #397 on: December 07, 2012, 06:53:54 PM »

So I looked up at one of my 8th graders today, and he had just pulled the sole of his shoe clean off!  I shook my head sadly, and said "You've lsot your sole!! What will it profit you now if you gain the whole world?"

Upon reflection, he sold me his sole for a quarter.
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« Reply #398 on: December 08, 2012, 09:54:10 AM »

I am thinking about burying his sole in the earthen bank of my stock tank.
Then I can truly say I dammed his sole.
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« Reply #399 on: December 10, 2012, 02:27:51 PM »

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Better question, is Fincher afraid of The Human Centipede?
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« Reply #400 on: December 13, 2012, 10:05:54 PM »

Hot new Single, it's called "I ride my" by Cycle!
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« Reply #401 on: December 16, 2012, 01:18:40 PM »

If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress is Congress?  Buggedout TongueOut

At this point in our country's history, I believe you may be onto something there!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #402 on: December 16, 2012, 01:21:49 PM »

OK, a truly bad joke?

Miss Crabtree asked Buckwheat to use the word "dictate" in a sentence.

Buckwheat's eyes lit up with enthusiasm as he stood up and said "Darla says my dictate good!"

Hey, c'mon guys, it said this is the truly terrible joke thread!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #403 on: December 16, 2012, 03:44:35 PM »

To those who thinks that the world will end on December 21, please drop off your valuables at my house.

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« Reply #404 on: December 19, 2012, 11:25:55 PM »

Here's yet another pic-pun
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