So I had this dream last night that me, AHD, Trevor, and Dark Alex were going to a B movie convention.
On the way there, the car swerved off a road and suddenly all three of us were standing before the pearly gates.
Slowly, they swung open, and a deep, booming voice said: "WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN! DO WHAT YOU WANT, GO WHERE YOU WILL, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT STEP ON A DUCK!!"
So we entered and wandered around, and after not encountering anyone else, we decided to split up and see if we could find where all the people were.
After a while I rounded a corner, and here came AHD handcuffed to the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I mean, this woman fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! I said: "Dude - What happened to you??"
AHD replied: "I stepped on a duck."
A while later I ran across Trevor, and he was handcuffed to the ugly woman's even uglier sister. This woman was ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road! "What happened?" I said.
Trevor replied: "I stepped on a duck!"
By this point I was spending more time looking for ducks than I was looking for other people!! After a while, though, I ran into Dark Alex. He was handcuffed to Scarlett Johansen! I looked at him in shock and said: "What happened??"
And she said: "I stepped on a duck."