El Misfit
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« Reply #900 on: February 10, 2019, 10:17:13 AM » |
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A recent study shows that the application for clowns are down; many of the people who are qualified are becoming politics.
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yeah no.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #901 on: February 13, 2019, 06:28:04 PM » |
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The USPS mail tracking system.
Thread won.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #902 on: February 14, 2019, 12:13:53 AM » |
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Guy a: Here's a joke; p***y Guy b: I don't get it. Guy a: I know you don't get it
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yeah no.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #903 on: February 14, 2019, 12:18:22 AM » |
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Donald trump declared if he were impeached the earth would stop turning.
This threw his supporters into a state of mass confusion as they had always believed the earth was flat.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #904 on: February 14, 2019, 07:20:59 AM » |
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Want to hear a joke about a ghost?
That's the spirit!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Trevor
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« Reply #905 on: February 14, 2019, 07:58:30 AM » |
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What is brown and sounds like a bell? *DUNG*
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart To stand me by, underneath the African sky A Great Heart to stand me by.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #906 on: February 16, 2019, 02:08:07 AM » |
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #907 on: February 16, 2019, 02:09:25 AM » |
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will get this.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies
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« Reply #908 on: February 16, 2019, 09:53:01 PM » |
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I once had a relationship with a blind woman. I admit it was challenging. Took me forever to get her husband's voice just right.
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I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #909 on: February 16, 2019, 11:11:21 PM » |
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Why are men like snowstorms to women?
You never know when he's coming, how long he'll last or how many inches you'll get.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #910 on: February 28, 2019, 06:50:57 PM » |
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Why is Donald trump now like john McCain?
They've both been shot down in hanoi.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Pacman000
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« Reply #911 on: February 28, 2019, 06:56:45 PM » |
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A recent study shows that the application for clowns are down; many of the people who are qualified are becoming politics.
Oh, come on! It takes intelligence to be a clown.
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Alex
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« Reply #912 on: March 01, 2019, 09:45:29 AM » |
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If you have a Tesla car and it gets stolen does it then become an Edison?
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #913 on: March 12, 2019, 10:01:50 AM » |
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Western European: "Western Europe ees whare good Americans go when zey die! "
American: "What about bad Americans? "
Western European : "Zey stay een America. "
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Alex
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« Reply #914 on: March 12, 2019, 12:20:25 PM » |
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I was recently delighted when I got a kind letter from the inland revenue telling me my taxes were outstanding.
Particularly since I don't remember ever paying them.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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