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« Reply #930 on: April 12, 2019, 12:51:32 AM » |
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"Give it to me right now", she yelled."I am so f**king wet right now."
She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
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« Reply #931 on: April 20, 2019, 06:10:35 AM » |
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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« Reply #932 on: April 20, 2019, 06:39:20 AM » |
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No one has to die for a Friday to be a good Friday for atheists.
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« Reply #933 on: April 24, 2019, 01:26:20 AM » |
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« Reply #934 on: April 24, 2019, 01:27:04 AM » |
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« Reply #935 on: April 26, 2019, 07:30:02 PM » |
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Why does Donald always keep the umbrella to himself when it rains?
It's the only way he can get Melanie wet.
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"
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« Reply #936 on: April 26, 2019, 08:51:55 PM » |
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How many morons does it take to change a light bulb?
3!
1 to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the ladder!
Tiana- "Why don't you fix that leaky roof?"
Me- "Well, when it's raining I can't, and when the sun's shining, It don't leak!"
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« Reply #937 on: May 25, 2019, 10:38:38 AM » |
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
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« Reply #938 on: May 25, 2019, 10:39:49 AM » |
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Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
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« Reply #939 on: May 25, 2019, 10:40:14 AM » |
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Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
A: Tell me.
Q: The trap-azoid.
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« Reply #940 on: May 25, 2019, 10:41:13 AM » |
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What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
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« Reply #941 on: May 28, 2019, 07:14:39 PM » |
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Have you heard about the film Constipation? No? I'm not surprised, it hasn't come out yet.
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« Reply #942 on: May 31, 2019, 01:00:27 AM » |
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Still reposting my old jokes I see.
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« Reply #943 on: May 31, 2019, 02:06:24 AM » |
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What do you call a guy who's insanely obsessed with large black birds?
A raven maniac.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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« Reply #944 on: June 04, 2019, 01:37:46 PM » |
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What is the difference between Donald Trump and a Flying Pig????
The ”F”
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