Duck Hunting

[flackbait]

Elmer: You know Daffy maybe you should get another line of work.

or

Daffy have you ever thought about a stuntman?

[Leah]

Elmer: Hmm, looks like a butterfly kicked you.

[retrorussell]

Why did you shoot me?  I was only trying to eat my own head.

[Texdar]

Elmer was completely confused as how Daffy could vomit himself up.

[Leah]

Hmmm, bad case of Mouth eating body. go see a doctor.

[Rev. Powell]

One more time, Cheney, and we're taking away your gun.

[TheDope]

ELMER - Well. look at the bwight side, Daff; there's no
dog over the howizon waffing at us because I missed....

[sprite75]

Elmer: What happened Daffy?
Daffy: It was that son of a b***h Donald Duck.  My no good cousin steals my girlfriend, has a worse speech impediment than I do, and now he beat me up and took my wallet!

[Leah]

Daffy: You think that this is FUNNY? You try going out with Chewebacca's bastard son!

[Mr. DS]

Elmer: "You're not going hunting with me dwessed like that are you?"

[sprite75]

Elmer: At weast it's on your head and not on your waist!"

[AndyC]

"I don't know, Daffy. You probably could have just bought a real deerstalker hat."