I have a confession to make.

[Count Ratfink]

With a mixture of profound reluctance and embarrassment, I shall come out and admit that I can no longer summon Pegasus and Godzilla anymore. Sorry, it just happened the other day.

Okay, I made that up. Actually, kind of like Trevor with his underwear--well, I don't know if its something in the tapwater, the medications I take, or what, but I just have unusually smelly pee-pee. There. I said it. Now I feel better. In other words, don't make me p!$$ed off if you value your nose. 

[Mr. DS]

Well...its not like I'll be smelling so I don't like you any less.     However, are we referring to the actualy unit itself or the waste product in terms of "pee pee"...or both?      

[Count Ratfink]

The yellow waste product.

[Mr. DS]

Oh I see, maybe diet? 

[RCMerchant]

So yer not buddies with Godzilla anymore? I thought he was a freind of all mankind?

Seriously-do you take vitamin B? Cuz that will make yer p**s stink.

[Joe the Destroyer]

So yer not buddies with Godzilla anymore? I thought he was a freind of all mankind?

Godzilla and all mankind haven't been on speaking terms since laying out their idea for the last project they were working on.  They bump into each other now and then, at the market or downtown, but their exchanges are little more than passing nods.   

[Trevor]

With a mixture of profound reluctance and embarrassment, I shall come out and admit that I can no longer summon Pegasus and Godzilla anymore. Sorry, it just happened the other day.

Okay, I made that up. Actually, kind of like Trevor with his underwear--well, I don't know if its something in the tapwater, the medications I take, or what, but I just have unusually smelly pee-pee. There. I said it. Now I feel better. In other words, don't make me p!$$ed off if you value your nose. 

[Count Ratfink]

So yer not buddies with Godzilla anymore? I thought he was a freind of all mankind?

Seriously-do you take vitamin B? Cuz that will make yer p**s stink.

No, I don't take vitamin B. I do think however, it's more likely than not that my pee reeks like this because of an anticonvulsant drug I take.

[jimmybob]

Anticonvulsant? 

Sorry dude but in a way imagining a guy with epilepsy who imagines he can summon dinosaurs is really funny

-Jimmybob

[Vik]

If you drink more, you will have less smelly and less green urine.
I also suggest you don't sniff your p*ss 

[Raffine]

According to leading medical experts, eating too much asparagus can turn your pee green and make it smell like "rotting cabbage, ammonia or rotten eggs".



Have you added extraordinary amounts of asparagus to your diet lately? Hmmmm?

[Rev. Powell]

According to leading medical experts, eating too much asparagus can turn your pee green and make it smell like "rotting cabbage, ammonia or rotten eggs".



Have you added extraordinary amounts of asparagus to your diet lately? Hmmmm?

Reminds me of a sign that was allegedly posted at a posh country club: "Gentlemen are requested not to urinate into the umbrella stands during asparagus season."

[Skull]

If running water can hurt a vampire then why not pee on the vampire?