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« on: December 21, 2014, 09:37:52 AM »

Ive known Ethan since he was buddys with my wife Tara's son. Over 10 years. He left my house (I wasnt there-my son was) drunk-he was drunk when he got there-went to my freind Larrys-and drove his pickup into a bar. He was on parole for beating a guy with brass knukles. He caught f**king his girlfreind.
Welcome to Poor White Trash,Michigan style.
He was 15 when I met him-hes 25 now.

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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2014, 10:06:02 AM »

On the bright side, the guys at D. Coy Ducks will have something to tell stories about for years to come.
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2014, 10:09:42 AM »

Sounds like the opening to a joke. "So a guy drives a truck into a bar. Bartender says..."
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2014, 10:24:13 AM »

Its not a joke-he is my freind,,.Ive known him a long time-he is like family.  hes going to prison. Aint a joke to me.
It may seem funny to you-but Ive known this kid a long time-he is a good freind-crazy as hell-but at heart hes ok. Why he jumped in his truck when he was smashed-I dunno.
But making fun of him-no-he's a young man who I love as a son. I dont make jokes about.It makes me sad.
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2014, 10:31:46 AM »

No disrespect intended.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2014, 10:39:00 AM »

Man-I aint got no luck-my brother kills hisself-Ethan going to prison-man!
I am upbeat-people say they are depressed-man-I let it slide of my back like a duck-because I see so much of this s**t!-I gotta block it. I am so sick of my freinds and family dying-My wife-my Ma-my brother-Im done. Im DONE!
I aint gonna let it rule me. Ill die soon,I reckon. Please dont mourn me. Its self defeating.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2014, 12:50:45 PM »

You are a good friend. 
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