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Dark Alex
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« Reply #18870 on: Today at 07:33:47 AM »

Not sure if this puts me in the "bad parenting" category or not.

Yesterday two of my boys were talking.  Andrew (16) was telling Zachary (13) about the border with Canada.  He began explaining how they have a laser grid security system to keep Americans out.  He then provided "evidence".

"See they have lasers in place which is why there are no trees on the border."  Zachary asked why they would do that.  This is where I came in, "They put the laser grid there because they are worried that Americans will come in with guns and try to take their free health care.  What they don't realize is we just want to go to Canada for their beer." 

After about a 15 minute discussion, I believe that Zachary believes the Canadians have a laser security grid to keep Americans out of Canada.

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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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