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« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2014, 01:11:04 AM »

Film titles in Afrikaans:

THE ROOM: DIE KAMER
MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE: MANOS DIE HANDE VAN NOODLOT
BIRDEMIC SHOCK AND TERROR: VOELS - KAK EN DRAMA
THE FINAL SACRIFICE: DIE FINALE OPOFFERING
SHARKNADO: DIE HAAI ORKAAN

Any other titles for me?  Smile
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« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2014, 07:00:48 AM »

MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE: MANOS DIE HANDE VAN NOODLOT

THIS!  This should be included as the subtitle on every copy!
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« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2014, 07:12:32 AM »

MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE: MANOS DIE HANDE VAN NOODLOT

THIS!  This should be included as the subtitle on every copy!

 TeddyR TeddyR

More titles:

FIRST BLOOD:   EERSTE BLOED
GORKY PARK:   GORKY PARK, believe it or not.  Wink
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY:   DIE GODE MOET GEK WEES
CAN HIERONYMUS MERKIN EVER FORGET MERCY HUMPPE AND FIND TRUE HAPPINESS?: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH  TongueOut
ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13: AANVAL OP POLISIEKANTOOR 13
THERE WILL BE BLOOD: DAAR SAL BLOED WEES
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« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2014, 05:04:45 PM »

Probably can't be done too literally but, how about trying out a translation of:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Or maybe:

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2

Fun, eh?   TeddyR
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« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2014, 12:23:36 AM »

Probably can't be done too literally but, how about trying out a translation of:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Die Ongelooflike Snaakse Wese Wat Gevrek Het En Deurmekaar Stommerike Geword Het.

 TeddyR TeddyR

I'll try the other one in a while  TeddyR
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« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2014, 08:00:01 AM »

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2

"Nag Van Die Dag van die Sonopkoms van Die Seun van die Bruid van die terugkoms van die bloedwraak van die terreur van die aanslag van die bose, mutante, ruimtewesens, vleisvreter, hell toe, stommerike lewende dood: Deel 2."

My Afrikaans grammar gone bye bye.  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR

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« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2014, 10:01:26 AM »

Noodlot...Should we start calling it 'Noodlot, the hands of fate?'
Man, I just love the sound of that word...
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« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2014, 01:49:47 PM »

Pronounced "nu wert lort"
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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2014, 12:52:31 AM »

Probably can't be done too literally but, how about trying out a translation of:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Die Ongelooflike Snaakse Wese Wat Gevrek Het En Deurmekaar Stommerike Geword Het.

 TeddyR TeddyR

I'll try the other one in a while  TeddyR

I think that's my favorite!  Probably the most Afrikaans I've ever read at one time too. 
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2014, 01:37:37 AM »

Billy Jack would be WILHELM JACOBUS in Afrikaans TeddyR
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2014, 03:00:18 AM »

FROZEN:     YSKOUD
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES:  TIENERJARIGE MUTANTE NINJA SKILPAAIE
THE EQUALIZER: DIE REG SIENER
THE NOVEMBER MAN: DIE MAN VAN NOVEMBER
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY: BEWAARDERS VAN DIE RUIMTE
THE GREAT ESCAPE: DIE GROOT WEGHOLLERY  TeddyR
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY: DIE GOEIE, DIE SLEGTE EN DIE LELIKE  TeddyR
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« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2014, 01:36:42 PM »

If you ask for a gratis monster in Afrikaans, you'll get a free sample, not a free Godzilla. Bummer.  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #27 on: Today at 07:43:24 AM »

If you ask for a gratis monster in Afrikaans, you'll get a free sample, not a free Godzilla. Bummer.  TeddyR TeddyR
GRATIS MONSTER...your new nickname, Trev! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #28 on: Today at 08:10:07 AM »

If you ask for a gratis monster in Afrikaans, you'll get a free sample, not a free Godzilla. Bummer.  TeddyR TeddyR
GRATIS MONSTER...your new nickname, Trev! BounceGiggle

Just look above my avatar.  TeddyR
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« Reply #29 on: Today at 08:44:37 AM »

D'OH! Shows how much attention I pay at my age...
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