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Alex
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« Reply #3315 on: October 26, 2018, 10:15:04 AM »
Considering wither or not to give me honest opinion on a homemade lightsaber hilt. While it isn't badly made it looks more like a dildo than anything else.
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ER
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« Reply #3316 on: October 26, 2018, 10:30:39 AM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 26, 2018, 10:15:04 AM
Considering wither or not to give me honest opinion on a homemade lightsaber hilt. While it isn't badly made it looks more like a dildo than anything else.

I'm sensing a new business opportunity for sci-fi conventions.
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« Reply #3317 on: October 26, 2018, 10:58:44 AM »
Quote from: ER on October 26, 2018, 10:30:39 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 26, 2018, 10:15:04 AM
Considering wither or not to give me honest opinion on a homemade lightsaber hilt. While it isn't badly made it looks more like a dildo than anything else.

I'm sensing a new business opportunity for sci-fi conventions.

My sister in law worked for the Disney park in Florida for a while. She once had a woman come up to her with an R2D2 that had a spinning head and some lights attached on flexible plastic tubes and ask her if it was a sex toy.

Since hearing that story I have often wondered about that woman's sex life.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #3318 on: October 26, 2018, 11:18:58 AM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 26, 2018, 10:58:44 AM
Quote from: ER on October 26, 2018, 10:30:39 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 26, 2018, 10:15:04 AM
Considering wither or not to give me honest opinion on a homemade lightsaber hilt. While it isn't badly made it looks more like a dildo than anything else.

I'm sensing a new business opportunity for sci-fi conventions.

My sister in law worked for the Disney park in Florida for a while. She once had a woman come up to her with an R2D2 that had a spinning head and some lights attached on flexible plastic tubes and ask her if it was a sex toy.

Since hearing that story I have often wondered about that woman's sex life.

Ah, at some moment who hasn't wanted to be in a relationship with R2?
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Alex
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« Reply #3319 on: October 27, 2018, 05:39:29 AM »
Decided not to say anything about the lightsaber, If you can't find something nice to say, and the person hasn't done anything to deserve anything mean said then don't say anything.
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Trevor
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« Reply #3320 on: November 08, 2018, 08:52:36 AM »
I just got 2TB of archive material to wade through  Buggedout *


*Just joking: it'll be nice to go through it and log it.  Thumbup
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #3321 on: November 15, 2018, 10:50:51 AM »
Wondering why my dog (who is lying on the hearth about a foot from the fireplace) and I are the only ones who appreciate this fire right now on a day that's seen an ice storm shut down the region and leave our power blinking on and off. (200 K locally are in the dark.)
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« Reply #3322 on: November 16, 2018, 02:37:00 AM »
Wishing it was cooler here: it was 35 degrees Celsius yesterday.  hot hot
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« Reply #3323 on: November 19, 2018, 02:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on November 16, 2018, 02:37:00 AM
Wishing it was cooler here: it was 35 degrees Celsius yesterday.  hot hot

I'll tell you what, since your summer is our winter, and your winter is our summer, I'll move to South Africa, and you can move to where I live, where we have gone from hot to cold without passing warm or cool. Physically, I can withstand the cold better than the hot. What gets me is my electricity bill, which doubles when it's cold. So, what say you, Trevor?
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« Reply #3324 on: November 26, 2018, 07:57:58 AM »
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on November 19, 2018, 02:57:57 PM
Quote from: Trevor on November 16, 2018, 02:37:00 AM
Wishing it was cooler here: it was 35 degrees Celsius yesterday.  hot hot

I'll tell you what, since your summer is our winter, and your winter is our summer, I'll move to South Africa, and you can move to where I live, where we have gone from hot to cold without passing warm or cool. Physically, I can withstand the cold better than the hot. What gets me is my electricity bill, which doubles when it's cold. So, what say you, Trevor?

 TeddyR TeddyR

I'd like to but I don't think I could ever leave Africa - for a holiday, yes, but not permanently.
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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Trevor
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« Reply #3325 on: November 26, 2018, 07:58:33 AM »
Typing up newsreel shot lists.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #3326 on: November 26, 2018, 01:06:00 PM »
Preparing to offer an intern a part-time, permanent job at a whole dollar above minimum wage. It comes with a parking spot, a personal copier code, and a Star Wars restroom key, which should particularly turn her head.
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« Reply #3327 on: November 27, 2018, 12:10:08 PM »
Contemplating the first line from the next story I am going to write. I have no idea about the plot, but I have the opening line sorted.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #3328 on: November 27, 2018, 12:13:37 PM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on November 27, 2018, 12:10:08 PM
Contemplating the first line from the next story I am going to write. I have no idea about the plot, but I have the opening line sorted.
The first line and the rest often takes care of itself. Try to make it a hooker.
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« Reply #3329 on: November 27, 2018, 12:14:36 PM »
The line is "I am where your hopes and dreams come when they die."
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