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« on: March 16, 2010, 07:51:19 PM »

Goro:  "Do you smell garlic on my breath?"
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 09:06:27 PM »
"So tell me, Kano, have you ever seen a four-armed man naked?"
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 02:41:51 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 16, 2010, 07:51:19 PM



Kano: Read the cool new tattoo I got on my forehead.
Goro: Ohwah.. tajer.. kiam..  I don't get it.
Kano: Read it faster.
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 09:07:19 AM »
Goro: Check out my ponytail, I'm thinking of calling myself Jody!
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 09:43:42 AM »
I'll tell you one more time, jerk.  These arms are the result of going to the gym every day for six months straight.  They are not due to steroids!
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 08:56:16 AM »
Michael Berryman's been working out!
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2011, 01:31:46 PM »


Goro: I swear, those stains on my speedo really is batter.

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 01:48:15 PM »
Kano "Does this look infected to you?"

Goro "I'm no doctor but... It's all red and stuff."

Kano "My other eye twerp!"
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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2011, 01:56:09 PM »


Four arms?  That's nothing.  Wanna see what else I have four of?
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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2011, 02:19:17 PM »
Goro: Kano, are you sweating? Well it is going to get rather "toasty" in here.  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2011, 09:12:35 PM »
Goro: Your right eye is fine, Kano. Really no-one's going to notice it's any different from the left.
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