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Leader of the Friends' for Info
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Let's all be Friends.

« on: March 21, 2010, 09:48:02 PM »

Dolphin: Hi!  I heard you were crying and I wanted to cheer you up!

Lady: Damn, I got to lay off the whiskey and vodka.


We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 03:13:22 AM »

Hungry Dolphin: Woah!  Is that you that smells like fish?

Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
El Misfit
Possible sex dungeon mistress
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 11588

Hi there!

« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 01:34:39 PM »

psst... your dress  buttons are undone

yeah no.
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 09:00:15 AM »

Gingers on acid
Dr. Whom
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 826

Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?

« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 09:12:13 AM »

All the Disney princesses get cute little animals, and what do I get? A dolphin!

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
El Misfit
Possible sex dungeon mistress
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 11588

Hi there!

« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 01:27:12 PM »

Dolphin: Hi, do you want to see me blow water out of my blowhole?
lady:(Vomits on dolphin) blurgh
Dolphin: Fine then b***h, I'll eat you then (dolphin then eats the vomiting lady)

yeah no.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 15511

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 08:39:43 PM »

Girl: "Sigh, the aquarium just isn't what it used to be..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2010, 08:40:38 AM »

LADY -'re not Flounder.
FISH - Yeah, we'll you're not Ariel.

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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