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Started by InformationGeek, March 21, 2010, 09:48:02 PM

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InformationGeek


Dolphin: Hi!  I heard you were crying and I wanted to cheer you up!

Lady: Damn, I got to lay off the whiskey and vodka.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

psst... your dress  buttons are undone
yeah no.

Vik


Dr. Whom

All the Disney princesses get cute little animals, and what do I get? A dolphin!
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Leah

Dolphin: Hi, do you want to see me blow water out of my blowhole?
lady:(Vomits on dolphin) blurgh
Dolphin: Fine then b***h, I'll eat you then (dolphin then eats the vomiting lady)
yeah no.

Mr. DS

Girl: "Sigh, the aquarium just isn't what it used to be..."
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

TheDope



LADY - Heyyy...you're not Flounder.
FISH - Yeah, we'll you're not Ariel.


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