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sprite75
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« on: March 22, 2010, 10:17:37 AM »



Palpatine: Before we adjourn, are there are questions?
Yoda: Yes...promised us beer, you did.  Thirsty for that keg of Coors, I am.
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 11:22:14 AM »

Palpatine:  "I'm glad you're all here for this important meeting...we've had numerous complaints about the Jedi dress code being violated.  Remember, dress down days are Fridays only...next agenda item, improper use of lightsabers in public..."
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 02:01:11 PM »

"Thank you all for coming.  The first official meeting of the Society Of Ugly F**ks is now in session."
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2010, 03:06:09 PM »



Palpatine: Then it's settled, on the count of three, we all drop trow and moon the entire city. First one to complain the glass is too cold, buys the beer..
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2010, 12:22:04 PM »



  "Due to cost cutting we'll be closing several local Jedi branches. Don't worry though gentlemen, you're all being transferred to Alderaan."
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2010, 08:55:22 PM »

Palpatine:  "I've called you here today because someone has stolen my stapler.  I demand you find them..."
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 01:39:24 AM »



Yoda: Bigger than yours, mine is!
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 12:46:20 PM »

"An emissary from the Ewok council arrived today and was wondering why they have no representation in the senate."
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 08:38:21 AM »

Mace: Then, then, he s-said c-c-c-c s-six. HE SUNK MY IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER! (sobs)
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 02:59:24 PM »



George Soros and a group of selected EU delegates further ponder how to destroy the American Dollar..
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2010, 03:46:02 PM »

Sorry about the glare, but I'm having a dickens of a time finding blinds to fit this bloody window.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2010, 01:33:52 PM »



For the last time, I'm the boss; that's why I get
a window office.  Stop looking at me like that!
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 02:22:17 AM »

Was that the Enterprise that just went past the window?
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2010, 09:01:54 AM »

"I say, these Snuggies are cozy. I should order some as Life Day gifts for the senate."
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 09:15:12 PM »


welcome, welcome, welcome to the misfitted society for misfits.....
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