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« on: March 27, 2010, 05:13:58 PM »

Recently I had the misfortune of renting a little 2004 film called ROTTWEILER. This is without a doubt, the most painful viewing experience of my entire life. This is the worst movie I've ever seen that I didn't actually enjoy, and I liked MOTORHOME MASSACRE. I thought the premise of a canine killing machine would be good Gorey fun. However there is very little of said robot dog in the movie. It mostly centers around this guy who kind looks like WWE wrestler Edge (who BTW should kick the crap out of everyone involved in making this movie). This guy escaped from a Mexican prison and runs around naked in the woods for 45 minutes. Sorry, don't need 45 minutes of man ass, folks. He ends up being taken in by a woman who has sex with him right away, cause women love sweaty convicts, LOL. He keeps having flashbacks about his girlfriend who was killed by the Rottweiler. Some of the scenes are shown out of context to the point, you don't know what is a flashback and what isn't. It's also excruciatingly boring. Avoid this one unless your a glutton for punishment or like me have an insatiable curiosity about these thing. Thumbdown
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