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« on: March 29, 2010, 09:57:45 AM »

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html


State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 10:21:31 AM »

eww
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 12:07:18 PM »

This made me decide to look up cute baby opossum pictures:


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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 01:20:25 PM »

That was a breathtaking story. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 01:24:13 PM »

his heart was in the right place.  he just lacked any sort of judgment or common sense
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 01:35:09 PM »

This made me decide to look up cute baby opossum pictures:





They are very cute but they can be vicious. We had a baby one in our backyard last year and it let us walk right up to it. I guess it was to young to be afraid of us. It was sooo cute and I wanted to pick it up so bad.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 02:11:29 PM »

he's lucky the thing was actually dead or it probably would have bitten his f**king face off
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2010, 09:11:37 PM »


THAT is not cute.  Yee-u-uhcck!! 
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2010, 11:34:22 PM »

Man, the story in that link really lacked any life. TongueOut
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2010, 08:00:03 PM »

These critters can be rather cantankerous.  I remember I had one eating the blueberries off my blueberry bush outside.  I tapped the window and he kind gave me a "yeah screw you" kind of stare.  

On a side note, I'm going to play dead to all these awful puns.  

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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2010, 11:18:30 PM »

You mean he couldn't revive the long dead possum? Well, that just stinks.
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