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« on: April 10, 2010, 10:25:54 AM »



Ernie: Oh my God!  The Viagra's working!!!"
Bert: (sotto voce) Swell!
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 10:28:17 AM »

Ernie: "Hey Bert, Bert?"

Bert: "What!"

Ernie: "I think someone's got their hand up my ass."
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2010, 12:21:47 PM »

Ernie:  "Bert, why don't we move the beds together?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2010, 12:30:52 PM »

Ernie: " I've got a boner Bert... again "
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Bert: " SHUT THE F*CK UP "
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2010, 01:01:47 PM »

Ernie: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE, We should DEFINITELY DO IT!!!!

Bert: I'm not GAY!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 01:41:50 PM »

Bert, when did you install mirrors on the ceiling?
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2010, 07:37:09 PM »

"There's a cat up there, Bert...a cat in the ceiling...and he's watching me, Bert.  He's watching me when I...you know..."
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2010, 07:42:56 PM »





Ernie: Bert.. I thought about you last night when I was touching myself.  Do you think about me at night?
Bert: Ernie, I think about you all the time. (tightly grips .45 underneath pillow)
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2010, 01:34:21 PM »

Ernie: Bert?
Bert: What, Ernie?
Ernie: I was thinking, could we try trading beds tomorrow night?
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 08:37:24 AM »

"Not again, Ernie. I already can't lay on my back."
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