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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: April 18, 2010, 09:49:50 PM »

Guard holding pike: Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2010, 11:37:39 PM »

Guard on left: Sorry, but all new recruits must undertake a prostate exam.  Please drop your pants and bend over. 
New recruit (looking at spear): HELLS NO!!!  (runs away screaming)

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 09:30:52 AM »

So, just how did you convince the Pope to let you do the 'Michael Jackson' look, anyhoo?

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Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 08:33:20 PM »

A scene from Harold and Kumar Go To The Vatican.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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