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« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2010, 09:36:39 PM »

I think the best thing about this movie is the actor's name who plays the mad doctor. 



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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2010, 08:27:35 AM »

Entertainment Weekly gives it a B+...

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20364730,00.html
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« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 08:57:30 AM »

This movie just makes me angry and wanting to pummel the doctor's head in with my fist.
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« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2010, 10:03:50 AM »

Hmm...  I'm sorta of curious to see this movie.  But, from the trailer, it looks really sick.  And I mean, bad sick, not cool sick.  (If I meant cool sick I would have typed it like "sick")

I'll probably rent this at some point, watch about half, turn it off in disgust, then watch the rest the next day out of curiosity.
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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 12:46:03 PM »

Entertainment Weekly gives it a B+...

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20364730,00.html


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« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2010, 02:32:37 PM »

This movie looks awesome!   Thumbup

Definitely going to add it to my Netflix queue.
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2010, 02:23:46 AM »

 Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

After reading what is here and elsewhere, uh-uh, no thanks.  Buggedout
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2010, 12:08:19 PM »

So a doctor studied hard for a decade at medical school and went through all those apprenticeships so he could surgically attach peoples
mouths to others anuses...
I'm glad society can allocate scarce resources so efficiently!
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2010, 02:38:15 PM »

So a doctor studied hard for a decade at medical school and went through all those apprenticeships so he could surgically attach peoples
mouths to others anuses...
I'm glad society can allocate scarce resources so efficiently!

Yeah, but when that's all the movie is about, making him a renowned surgeon obsessed with... you know... is the easiest way to get there. It's like the pizza delivery in a bad porno move; how the guy gets into the woman's house isn't all that important. There just needs to be some small pretense of a story.

That gives me an even stranger thought - there are probably fans of scat porn who are having a whole different reaction to this movie. Buggedout

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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2010, 02:42:16 PM »

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That gives me an even stranger thought - there are probably fans of scat porn who are having a whole different reaction to this movie.


Another thought: it would be much, much worse to be the second or third in line than to be the first...
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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2010, 03:07:13 PM »

Second has it the worst, I think. The front gets to talk, eat food, see where he's going. The back at least has one end free, and I imagine the organic matter is much more broken down by the time it gets there. The middle has no freedom of movement whatsoever.

Mind you, there isn't going to be much nutrition left for the back end, and any parasites or bacteria will have had three digestive systems to breed in before they leave. Does he give them antibiotics constantly, and are they given food that will make it to Number 3 at least partly intact (although hopefully not corn on the cob). Actually, there are a lot of problems with an experiment like that, besides it being cruel and serving absolutely no purpose. This is one of the reasons why I'm now just a little bit tempted to see the movie. I understand they hired a real surgeon to devise something plausible, and I'm kind of curious about how he got around some of the this stuff.

And there are many other questions. Could the doctor punish his creation with laxatives? Or baked beans?
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« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2010, 03:34:40 PM »

This could have been more disgusting.  The trailer could show a big pile of chocolate Exlax in a dog food dish, which would make being second or third in line quite a bit worse.
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« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2010, 05:41:11 PM »

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Or baked beans?

The results could shatter windows and knock down walls.
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« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2010, 06:03:13 PM »

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Or baked beans?

The results could shatter windows and knock down walls.

I'm thinking a huge fart is most likely going to have to escape through the next person's nose. Come to think of it, if you keep passing poo down the line like that, you're bound to generate a lot of gas somewhere.
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« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2010, 06:59:51 PM »

Man, I hope this board's speculations are a lot worse than what actually occurs in the movie.  Thanks for helping to psychologically prepare me for the worst.
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