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Starsky
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« on: May 07, 2010, 01:15:07 PM »

Just read this comment on this new, STV movie of Costner ("The New Daughter")



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Since you are new here and you will be here for a while, allow me to introduce you two.  Kevin this is direct-to-video, direct-to-video this is Kevin.  That over there at the bar is Val Kilmer and Steven Seagal.  Make yourself at home!



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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 06:00:09 PM »



After this, Kevin's daughter NEVER told him where she was going on her dates ever again.
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 10:50:48 PM »

This is nice. Kevin can make self-indulgent ego projects and nobody has to lose too much money on it. Win win.
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 11:02:31 PM »

I'm the John McClain Wannabe!
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 12:43:31 AM »

I'm the John McClain Wannabe!
Kevin Costner IS Bruce Willis as John McClain in  The New Daughter.
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 11:06:55 PM »

Water, water, everywhere, and then it all dried up.
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2010, 11:06:28 AM »

Hollywood's recent remake of "Not Without My Daughter" failed rather miserably. 
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2010, 12:24:25 PM »

New film where Costner gets his child kidnapped and will do anything to get her back !

Nah, it's not like Commando...

Or Taken...

Or Ransom...
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 03:43:51 AM »

New film where Costner gets his child kidnapped and will do anything to get her back !

Nah, it's not like Commando...

Or Taken...

Or Ransom...


You forgot Driven to Kill. How dare you not to mention that classy Steven Seagal movie  Buggedout
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