Story behind your username...

[spongekryst]

I'm sure we all have one. Mine, Omulette, is the title of my band's deput album.

It is literally as the name sound, an Egg/Amulet. The album has it's own story, which is deliciously absurd. I will tell it now.

We are Vulva Kryst, the greatest band to ever exist and we are on tour. Every show has been magnificent, every backyard and toddler birthday party has been crashed, thrashed, and beaten by Vulva Kryst. It wasn't until our 666th concert (played dis-respectively in Wickenburg, AZ) that everything went awry. When we were about to open our set, a giant alien that closely resembled a Hutt came crashing through the ice cream parlor we were playing at. She looked familiar to us, but only referred to herself as "The Slimiest Harlot of Syphikuntus". She revealed to us a plot to retrieve the Omulette from our keyboardist, Ian's, anus, where it was hidden by an unknown person (we suspected it was our arch-nemesis/ex-guitarist, The Hemorrhoid Chicken Goddess, he was the only poultry we personally knew). She wanted the Omulette so that she could use the yolk within it to beautify herself enough to sell her body to the men of Earth. We figured the matter required further investigation and denied the Harlot the Omulette. An epic battle ensued, one that seemed to last forever, but before there could be a decided victor, a tear in the time space continuum sucked us up and sent us to Planet Compton. It's inhabitants appeared friendly and most righteously gangsta, we preceded to enjoy 40 oz malt liquor beverages with them and it was then that they warned us of 3 assassins hired by the Slimy Harlot.

The 1st- Mini Biggie Smalls- The true identity of famed rapper Notorious BIG, a mother extraterrestrial always accompanied by its young (miniature versions of itself, they all have one big tittie and one little tittie, hence the name). Is incredibly racist and loves fried chicken.

The 2nd- The Inverted Inverter of Mt. Blasphemy- A constantly upside down yeti wizard. Summoned by Fenriz of famed black metal band Dark Throne, by playing a Tiny Tim record backwards in the mountains of Norway.

The 3rd- Mother F**k Worm- A loving worm mother to legions of inter-species young. A bit TOO loving if you get my meaning. Her powers are a mystery and is probably the most dangerous of the three. Plans to betray the Slimy Harlot and raise the chick within the Omulette as her own.

The songs on this album have related and unrelated themes to this material. Hope you enjoyed the summary and that you'll share a little with us yourselves. 

[claws]

I honestly didn't give it much thought when I returned with a new user name here. "claws" just popped into my mind. No big story, sorry.

[Trevor]

Believe it or not, my username is my first name - the rest of it is not important except my middle initial T which stands either for Thomas (after my Dad), Tiberius (showing my Trekkie status) or Trouble, according to my bosses.

[LilCerberus]

I'm a Gemini born on the Chinese Year of the Dog.

[Javakoala]

I really AM a small fuzzy marsupial who chugs obscene amounts of coffee-related drinks.  Damn you, Starbucks!!


On a more serious note (as if), the name came from my ex's love of koalas. While trying to come up with a unique online name one day, I was thinking about what would be the opposite of a koala, like an anti-koala. They are known for sleeping, so...what do people do to stay awake? They drink coffee! Ta-DAH!  Javakoala was born.

I left my ex, but I kept the name. Too cool to part with.

[retrorussell]

I like retro things ('70s, '80s, '90s) and my name is Russell.  Easy enough.

[Sleepyskull]

I love the movie The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra and one line sticks in my mind especially: "I sleep now!" which is said by the skeleton. Therefore I named myself Sleepyskull.

[Doggett]

Doggett is my favourite character in the X Files !


 

[El Misfit]

NFS Most Wanted Character, BULL, he's #2 on the Blacklist, he drives the black SLR.

[Starsky]

I Love the old TV series so I picked the name of my favorite character (Starsky & Hutch)

[Allhallowsday]

Believe it or not, my username is my first name - the rest of it is not important except my middle initial T which stands either for Thomas (after my Dad), Tiberius (showing my Trekkie status) or Trouble, according to my bosses.

Oh!  I thought the "T" for trouble might be for the state of your underpants.   

I was born on All Hallows Day (aka All Saints Day) the day after Halloween. 

[Silverlady]

"Silverlady" refers to the color of my hair ... 

[BoyScoutKevin]

BoyScoutKevin. Easy enough. There is a character named Kevin, played by an young actor named Chris Pitt, in "Lair of the White Worm" (reviewed at this website) and he's a boy scout or scout as they call them in the U.K. He's always been one of my favorite characters, ever since I first saw the film, because I feel I have such an empathy for him. Thus, to honor the character I took the name, and the fact that he is a boy scout, and made BoyScoutKevin out of it.

[JJ80]

Mine's very boring: It's just the initials of my christian and middle names (Joseph John) and the second half of the year of my birth (1980).

[Jack]

It's just my first name.