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« on: May 10, 2010, 02:17:04 AM »

I thought this might be kind of interesting.  Can you describe the plot, or generally what happens through at least much of the film, in 5 words or less?  It doesn't have to be a perfectly structured sentence (or VERY short sentences), by any means.  For example:

THE CHILDREN (1980)

Kids burn adults; hands chopped.

Any takers?
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 11:01:15 AM »

DEAD SNOW (2009): Norwegian kids massacre Nazi zombies. 
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2010, 11:15:02 AM »

Zombie Lake - Nazi zombies fondle naked chicks
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2010, 03:01:19 PM »

Good ones!

Super Fuzz (1981):
Super powered cop busts counterfeiters.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2010, 04:23:25 PM »

300
This is SPARTA! TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2010, 09:26:55 PM »

Friday The 13th Part IV:

Jason stopped by bald kid.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2010, 11:18:55 PM »

THE LIBERTINE
Johnny Depp dies of syphilis.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 12:46:12 AM »

Spoilers!  Wink

Transformers (2007)

Giant robots destroy everything.

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2010, 01:10:14 AM »

Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper

Hungry cannibal eats boring tourists.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2010, 08:16:10 AM »

Hard Rock Zombies

This movie makes no sense  TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2010, 11:22:14 AM »

THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS: Tor. Button pushed. Things happen.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2010, 12:21:08 PM »

The Creeping Terror: Carpet Monster eats leggy gals.
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2010, 06:52:59 AM »

A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984):

Burnt man slices sleeping teens.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2010, 07:32:07 AM »

Manos: The Hands of Fate:
Family gets lost, women wrestle!
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2010, 07:42:34 AM »

The Ring: VHS that will kill you
Mortal Kombat: Saving the world with fighting
Wendy and Lucy: Woman loses dog. That's it.
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