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« on: May 10, 2010, 02:17:04 AM » |
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I thought this might be kind of interesting. Can you describe the plot, or generally what happens through at least much of the film, in 5 words or less? It doesn't have to be a perfectly structured sentence (or VERY short sentences), by any means. For example:
THE CHILDREN (1980)
Kids burn adults; hands chopped.
Any takers?
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 11:01:15 AM » |
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DEAD SNOW (2009): Norwegian kids massacre Nazi zombies.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2010, 11:15:02 AM » |
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Zombie Lake - Nazi zombies fondle naked chicks
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retrorussell
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2010, 03:01:19 PM » |
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Good ones!
Super Fuzz (1981):
Super powered cop busts counterfeiters.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2010, 04:23:25 PM » |
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300 This is SPARTA!  |
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2010, 09:26:55 PM » |
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Friday The 13th Part IV:
Jason stopped by bald kid.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2010, 11:18:55 PM » |
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THE LIBERTINE
Johnny Depp dies of syphilis.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 12:46:12 AM » |
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Spoilers!  Transformers (2007) Giant robots destroy everything. |
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2010, 01:10:14 AM » |
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Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper
Hungry cannibal eats boring tourists.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2010, 08:16:10 AM » |
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Hard Rock Zombies This movie makes no sense |
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2010, 11:22:14 AM » |
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THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS: Tor. Button pushed. Things happen.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2010, 12:21:08 PM » |
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The Creeping Terror: Carpet Monster eats leggy gals.
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2010, 06:52:59 AM » |
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A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984):
Burnt man slices sleeping teens.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2010, 07:32:07 AM » |
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Manos: The Hands of Fate:
Family gets lost, women wrestle!
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2010, 07:42:34 AM » |
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The Ring: VHS that will kill you
Mortal Kombat: Saving the world with fighting
Wendy and Lucy: Woman loses dog. That's it.
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