retrorussell
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« on: May 10, 2010, 02:17:04 AM » |
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I thought this might be kind of interesting. Can you describe the plot, or generally what happens through at least much of the film, in 5 words or less? It doesn't have to be a perfectly structured sentence (or VERY short sentences), by any means. For example:
THE CHILDREN (1980)
Kids burn adults; hands chopped.
Any takers?
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 11:01:15 AM » |
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DEAD SNOW (2009): Norwegian kids massacre Nazi zombies.
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"...our most sensitive maniac mass murderer, Michael Meyers, is back for the fifth time... notable for being the one where Donald Pleasance TOTALLY LOSES CONTROL and decides that maybe Michael will never be cured of his desire to slaughter nine-year-old girls with farm implements."-Joe Bob on HALLOWEEN 5
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2010, 11:15:02 AM » |
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Zombie Lake - Nazi zombies fondle naked chicks
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retrorussell
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You said "Minkey"!
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2010, 03:01:19 PM » |
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Good ones!
Super Fuzz (1981):
Super powered cop busts counterfeiters.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2010, 04:23:25 PM » |
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300 This is SPARTA!  |
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retrorussell
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2010, 09:26:55 PM » |
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Friday The 13th Part IV:
Jason stopped by bald kid.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2010, 11:18:55 PM » |
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THE LIBERTINE
Johnny Depp dies of syphilis.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 12:46:12 AM » |
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Spoilers!  Transformers (2007) Giant robots destroy everything. |
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2010, 01:10:14 AM » |
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Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper
Hungry cannibal eats boring tourists.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2010, 08:16:10 AM » |
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Hard Rock Zombies This movie makes no sense |
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2010, 11:22:14 AM » |
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THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS: Tor. Button pushed. Things happen.
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"...our most sensitive maniac mass murderer, Michael Meyers, is back for the fifth time... notable for being the one where Donald Pleasance TOTALLY LOSES CONTROL and decides that maybe Michael will never be cured of his desire to slaughter nine-year-old girls with farm implements."-Joe Bob on HALLOWEEN 5
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2010, 12:21:08 PM » |
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The Creeping Terror: Carpet Monster eats leggy gals.
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retrorussell
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2010, 06:52:59 AM » |
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A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984):
Burnt man slices sleeping teens.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2010, 07:32:07 AM » |
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Manos: The Hands of Fate:
Family gets lost, women wrestle!
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2010, 07:42:34 AM » |
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The Ring: VHS that will kill you
Mortal Kombat: Saving the world with fighting
Wendy and Lucy: Woman loses dog. That's it.
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