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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2010, 09:50:45 AM »

The Human Centipede:

Surgically joined tourists eat sh!t
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2010, 06:50:14 PM »

Atom Age Vampire: Monster Kills Keep Girl Hottie
Attack of the Giant Leeches: Inflatable Swamp Critters Suck Rednecks
Alien From L.A.: Valley Girl Invades Center Earth
Monster From Green Hell: Walking, Incredibly Slow Giant Bugs
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2010, 07:36:05 PM »

I Spit On Your Grave

Raped woman cuts off pecker
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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2010, 04:53:02 AM »

Devil Times Five (1974):

5 kids kill stupid adults.
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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2010, 09:04:27 AM »

Smokey and the Bandit:
Truckers win bootleg beer bet

My Dinner with Andre:
Two guys talk and eat

The Being:
Mutant terrorizes Idaho during Easter

Glen or Glenda:
Transvestites are normal, gays aren't
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« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2010, 01:39:56 PM »

The Allnighter: Susanna Hoffs wants get laid.
Bloodlust!: Most Dangerous Game with "Teens".
Bruce Lee's Secret: Bruce Li vs. 70s Disco Thugs
Invisible Ghost: "Dead" Wife Inspires Mad Strangler
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2010, 03:11:02 PM »

12 To the Moon: Interracial Crew. Moon Rocket. Dullsville.
True Game of Death: Bruce Le Fakes Death. Tasteless.
Tarzan's Desert Mystery: Tarzan Meets Slurpasaurs. Fake Spider.
Tarzan Triumphs: Tarzan vs. Nazis. Cheetah's show.
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2010, 11:52:21 PM »

Island of Death:
Righteous, incestuous couple kill people. 

Terror Toons:
Cartoons from Hell kill people.

The Simpsons Movie:
Homer gets his family banished.

Teeth:
Girl has teeth in hoo-ha.

Session 9:
Guys talk.  One gets possessed.

The Prey:
Nature footage.  Random deaths. 
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2010, 06:22:41 PM »

Panic in Echo Park: Black Doctor Fights Corporate Contagion.
One Million B.C.: Rock People Bad. Slurpasaurs Rule.
My Son, the Vampire: Vampire Lugosi, Robot Terrorize Crossdresser
Lady Frankenstein: Frankenstein's Daughter Creates Monster/Lover?!
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2010, 05:35:51 AM »

House Of Psychotic Women: Killer plucks eyeballs.  Tourist suspected.
Twitch Of The Death Nerve: People murdered over land rights.
House: Man faces demons, Vietnam comrade.
Hausu: Silly events terrorize Japanese girls.
Friday The 13th Part VI: Tommy accidentally resurrects Jason.  Oops!
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2010, 06:15:43 AM »

Maniac: Vaudevillian impersonates doctor he killed.
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2010, 06:52:52 AM »

Night of the living dead: Dead alive, must survive.
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2010, 02:36:02 PM »

Freddy vs. Jason: Horror icons tussle.  Teens die.
Horror Hospital: Doctor, beheading limo seek experiments.
Caligula: Mad Roman emperor tortures subjects.
Rana, Legend Of Shadow Lake: Lake monster munches dullards.  Thanks!
Frogs: Amphibians, reptiles, spiders pester non-ecologists.
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2010, 04:03:14 PM »

Reptilicus: Prehistoric monster destroys Copenhagen, Denmark
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2010, 04:04:36 PM »

The Death Kiss: Brief Lugosi. Writer Investigates Murder.
Diary of a Madman: Vincent Price Possessed by Horla.
Duel: Big Rig Road Rage Terror.
Eegah: Caveman lusts for Arch's girl.
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