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« Reply #60 on: May 27, 2010, 11:15:20 PM »

Blood Song- Frankie Avalon kills without singing.
City Of The Living Dead- Woman pukes guts, guy drilled.
Phantasm II- Tall Man sics 3 balls.
I Drink Your Blood- Rabies-laced meat pies zombify people.
Demons- Film at theater zombifies moviegoers.
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« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2010, 01:00:18 PM »

Hugo Pool (1997): Pool cleaner meets assorted weirdos
Kung Fu Commandoes (1982): Not so Magnificent Kung-Fu Seven
Invasion of the Star Creatures (1963): Bad comedy team meets space babes
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« Reply #62 on: June 06, 2010, 09:35:27 PM »

Cannibal Holocaust- Documentarian filmmakers assault cannibals; die.
Jason X- Jason thaws.  Killed.  Resurrected.  Robo-Jason!
The Curse- Meteor infects water; people's minds.
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« Reply #63 on: September 13, 2010, 12:15:05 PM »

Twilight Series: Supernatural Romantic Twaddle in Woods.
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« Reply #64 on: September 13, 2010, 02:30:20 PM »

The Wizard: Kid plays NES, gets famous.
Creepshow: Patricide, meteor, drowning, monster, cockroaches.
Creepshow 2: Indian revenge, murderous tar, hitchhiking.
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« Reply #65 on: September 13, 2010, 05:32:57 PM »

Deadgirl- Teens find zombie sex toy
Society- Upperclass feed on the underclass
Halfbaked- Friend in jail, sell weed
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« Reply #66 on: September 15, 2010, 09:10:25 PM »

Roller Boogie (1979)- Incredibly boring roller skating movie
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« Reply #67 on: September 15, 2010, 09:57:42 PM »

Last House On The Left: Thugs kill girls.  Parents avenge.
The Demon: Psychic looks for clawed killer.
Frightmare: Cannibal granny conducts tarot readings.
Island Of Death: Couple screws, kills Greek folk.
2000 Maniacs: Confederate folk kill Yankee tourists.
Motel Hell: Farmer, sister make people meat.
Eyes Of A Stranger: Fatso terrorizes reporter, deaf sister.
Who Could Kill A Child?: Newlyweds encounter killer island kids.
Don't Look In The Basement: New nurse terrorized at sanitarium.
Cannibal The Musical: Song and dance meet cannibalism!
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« Reply #68 on: October 03, 2010, 09:44:16 PM »

CARNIVAL OF SOULS: 
The dead reclaim Mary Henry. 
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« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2010, 06:07:22 PM »

Dolemite- Badass Motha get's sh*t done!
Caligula- Caesar bad, sex sex sex...
The Room- You're tearing me apart Lisa.
Eraserhead- My poor, poor mind.
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« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2010, 10:32:47 PM »

Village Of The Damned: Kids stare and people die!
Grizzly: Bear munches campers, gets bazooka'd.
Tron: Man enters game, throws discs.
Fright Night: Vampire neighbor terrorizes teen, actor.
Thriller-A Cruel Picture: Girl half-blinded, drugged, prostituted.  REVENGE!!!
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« Reply #71 on: December 08, 2010, 01:25:59 AM »

Teenagers from Outer Space: Alien escapes prevents lobster invasion.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Martians capture Santa, Santa escapes.
The Cold Room: Woman interacts with WWII ghosts.
Observe and Report: Flasher leads to lunacy.

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« Reply #72 on: December 08, 2010, 03:26:47 AM »

La Grande Bouffet: Middle-aged men overeat; die.
Night Of The Demons: Linnea Quigley makes lipstick disappear!
Fritz The Cat: Cartoon cat screws and screws.
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« Reply #73 on: January 10, 2011, 09:24:58 AM »

Kraken Tentacles of the Deep: There was a squid?
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« Reply #74 on: January 11, 2011, 09:49:18 PM »

Deep Blue Sea: Samuel Jackson inspires; gets eaten. Thumbup
Garbage Pail Kids: Costumed dwarves do disgusting things.
Star Wars III: Revenge Of The Sith: Anakin burns, acts like Frankenstein.
Blood Feast: Gimpy Egyptian somehow eludes cops.
The Pit: Kid's teddy makes him kill.
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