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JJ80
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« on: May 10, 2010, 06:52:37 PM »

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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 09:32:59 PM »

"Don't mess with me, man; I'm a proctologist!"
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 05:58:16 AM »



How DARE you call this football - you're no Troy Aikman to me, sir!
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 06:24:14 AM »

What, you didn't like that?
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 01:32:31 PM »

You kids, quit playing soccer in my turnip patch!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010, 07:59:58 PM »

"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT.  I really need to sh*t!!!"
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 08:42:29 PM »

YOU were sleeping with my girlfriend? YOU BASTARD!
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yeah no.
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 AM »

"I need no nutcracker, watch what I do to this walnut...errrrmmmmmmm...(crack)...damn I think that was a bone..."
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 02:29:04 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 09:34:50 PM »

"Yeah yeah, your pop locking really impresses me. Now get off the field."
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 04:56:18 PM »


I said BEER, not ALE!
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 11:17:21 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 06:02:56 PM »

"Dammit, Knish... you forgot to sew the K on the back of your jersey... AGAIN!"
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"[It has] a special Zombie Puppet Cam that lets you see all the people die at Puppet Level! It's one thing to say, 'I wonder what it would look like if a puppet with a dentist's drill in his head ran straight at your brain and just drilled his way right through.' But it's another, entirely DIFFERENT thing when you say 'What would the same thing look like if you were eight inches high so all you could see was this enormous blood-spouting brain?'"-Joe Bob on PUPPET MASTER
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 09:24:27 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 11:26:07 PM »




Spectator: "TO THE MOON, ALICE!!!"
Nish: "I'm not Alice, Ralph.. I'm Nish!"
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"Wait a minute.. why did I call him Ralph...?"
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