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JJ80
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« on: May 10, 2010, 06:52:37 PM »

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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 09:32:59 PM »

"Don't mess with me, man; I'm a proctologist!"
(whips out rubber glove and slips over fist, terrifying soccer player)
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 05:58:16 AM »



How DARE you call this football - you're no Troy Aikman to me, sir!
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 06:24:14 AM »

What, you didn't like that?
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 01:32:31 PM »

You kids, quit playing soccer in my turnip patch!
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010, 07:59:58 PM »

"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT.  I really need to sh*t!!!"
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 08:42:29 PM »

YOU were sleeping with my girlfriend? YOU BASTARD!
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yeah no.
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 AM »

"I need no nutcracker, watch what I do to this walnut...errrrmmmmmmm...(crack)...damn I think that was a bone..."
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 02:29:04 AM »

"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT.  I really need to sh*t!!!"

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 09:34:50 PM »

"Yeah yeah, your pop locking really impresses me. Now get off the field."
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 04:56:18 PM »


I said BEER, not ALE!
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 11:17:21 AM »

"Look at your shorts, I just washed those god*mned things!"
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 06:02:56 PM »

"Dammit, Knish... you forgot to sew the K on the back of your jersey... AGAIN!"
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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 09:24:27 PM »

"You substituted Ben Gay for my Preparation H, you bastard!"
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 11:26:07 PM »




Spectator: "TO THE MOON, ALICE!!!"
Nish: "I'm not Alice, Ralph.. I'm Nish!"
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"Wait a minute.. why did I call him Ralph...?"
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