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« on: May 10, 2010, 06:52:37 PM »

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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 09:32:59 PM »

"Don't mess with me, man; I'm a proctologist!"
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 05:58:16 AM »



How DARE you call this football - you're no Troy Aikman to me, sir!
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 06:24:14 AM »

What, you didn't like that?
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 01:32:31 PM »

You kids, quit playing soccer in my turnip patch!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010, 07:59:58 PM »

"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT.  I really need to sh*t!!!"
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 08:42:29 PM »

YOU were sleeping with my girlfriend? YOU BASTARD!
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yeah no.
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 02:29:04 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 09:34:50 PM »

"Yeah yeah, your pop locking really impresses me. Now get off the field."
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 04:56:18 PM »


I said BEER, not ALE!
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 11:17:21 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 06:02:56 PM »

"Dammit, Knish... you forgot to sew the K on the back of your jersey... AGAIN!"
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 09:24:27 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 11:26:07 PM »




Spectator: "TO THE MOON, ALICE!!!"
Nish: "I'm not Alice, Ralph.. I'm Nish!"
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"Wait a minute.. why did I call him Ralph...?"
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