Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..

[Calle]

Okay, stupidest thread of the week...

Come up with your own titles of movies you'd like to see...

mine are:

"Bo Derek Meets the Monkey Mutants from Outer Space"

"Pia Zadora and the Revenge of the Martian Santa Claus" (yeah, she was in Santa Claus Conquers the )artians)

[systemcr4sh]

Squid Sucking mutant zombie ants from the planet ruled by giant purple sock puppet ticks.

Thats All I can think of.

Oh and "Garbage Night" about a garbage can that was made with scrap metal from a nazi war plane going on a rampage. Actually thats my idea for a movie. I found it amusing.

[Mofo Rising]

I hope no one goes down the road I point to with the sole title I came up with.

SMEGMA!

No, I'm not going to elaborate.

[C. Hill]

"Ping Pong Ball Massacre"
"Another Giant Lizard Attacking Tokyo?  Goddamnit, We Just Finished Re-Building This Motherf$@&er!!!!"
"Kung-Fu Christ: He turns water into a can of WHOOP-ASS!"
"OMFG WALLH4CK!!! (The Counterstrike Story)"
"Bargain Basement of Blood!" aka "Horror at the Cheapo Depot"
"The Robot Who Stopped Functioning Properly and Tried to Destroy Humanity" (I don't think anyone's tried to do that yet).

OK, so it's pretty obvious that I am not TEH FUNNEY.
But here's what I'd like to see, I wanna see a zombie movie directed by Italians!  I'd love to see Italy's take on the zombie genre.

[Lee]

"IMPLANTS FROM HELL!" Now there is a title!

[Erik J]

Oh now this is a subject that could go on forever,

Mutant Mice Monsters on Motorcycles

Vampire Zombies

Killer Komodo's in Outer Space

Attack of the Mushroom People From Mars

need I say more?????

[Flangepart]

OH-ky! I'm not staying out of this one! How about......NIGHT OF THE LEPUS II : ROGER RABBITS REVENGE.       BIMBO VIVISECTIONEST FROM NEWARK.    ATTACK OF THE RABID CHIPMONKS.    DEATH DACSHUND    GODZILLA COMES OUT     BOOGERA, THE SPACE MONSTER     PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SADDLE RIVER N.J.     DEATH RIDES A PALE GERBIL     NIGHT OF THE DEAD DEAD     BIMBO BRAIN SURGONS OF THE NIGHT    MEATCAKE : DON'T OPEN THE FRIDGE    HEARTBURN OF THE GODS    And, a personal favorite, GRATUITOUS FRONTAL NUDITY . Your turn!

[AndyC]

Attack of the 50-foot Weiner Dog

The First Men on Uranus

Mutant Mennonites from Mars

Hamster!

They Saved Osama's Beard

Killer Crock Pot: Slow Death Awaits You

Satan's Outhouse

[AndyC]

Hey Flange. We both posted at about the same time, and included titles with rodents and weiner dogs. That's scary.

[John Morgan]

Lee wrote:

"IMPLANTS FROM HELL!" Now there is a title!

Sounds like a Brittney Spears story


Attack of the Killer Copier:  An Office Horror

Fax Machines from Hell: A True Story

Toy Story 3: The Revenge of Lost Toys

Godzilla vs. Ferris Bueller  (Oh wait, they already did that one, sort of)

The Killer Who Wouldn't Die Because He was Already Undead Because He Sold His Soul to the Devil so He Could Live With His Wife Forever but She Left Him for Another Man Who Had a lot More Money but Ended up Dead Because the First Undead Husband, Who is the Killer, Was Jealous and Began to Kill all His Wife's Friends, Who were all Teenage Girls with Big Boobs and Tight Fitting Shirts, Because He Wanted Revenge for Her Leaving Him: Part 1

[C. Hill]

Anyone here up for "Torgo Does Dallas"?

[john]

Flushed, The Killer Kommode

 Attack of the Vampire Cheerleaders From Venus

 Naked Zombie Orgy

[Jay O'Connor]

"It Came From The Refridgerator"

"The Attack Of The 50' Olsen Twins"

"Jean-Claude Van Damme IS Hamlet"

"My Homework Ate My Dog"

"Attack Of The Shrieking Mimes"

[Future Blob]

 I'm amazed no one has suggested:

  The One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater!

  Slinky: Metallic Death!

   Silly Putty! (Ok I can't think of a tagline for this one)

   Killer Potatoes: Their Eyes are Everywhere!

[Vermin Boy]

Didn't they actually make a Purple People Eater movie in the 80s? I think I read that it had a cameo by the original singer, Sheb Wooley.

I've always thought the ultimate title for a Hammer film would be "The Blood-Violence of Dr. Orgy."