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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 09:30:55 PM »

Often times when someone early on in a flick is having a really bad day (one crappy thing after another happens to them, not necessarily related to a killer chasing them, but a flat tire, pouring rain, car towed, etc.), they get the ultimate indignation handed to them: homicide!

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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2010, 10:22:51 AM »

If you ask me, the ones who should die first are the writers who thought to fool us with this unrealistic crap.  Then again, they work behind the cameras.

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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2010, 09:38:42 PM »

usually the guy who first gets very wasted at a party and walks home (he won't be caught with DWI/DUI  Wink)

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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2010, 02:34:42 AM »

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