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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
« on: May 21, 2010, 10:15:54 PM »


Do you have any comment on the rumor that all managers will be required to wear the same outfits as the waitresses?
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 09:02:35 AM »
excuse me but, do you have anything that'll make me wasted beyond belief?
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yeah no.
Vik
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 09:36:16 AM »
Hi fatass.
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Chainsawmidget
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 10:30:18 PM »
"here to comment on today's top story, some fat guy."
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 03:06:33 AM »
Quote from: sprite75 on May 21, 2010, 10:15:54 PM




Reporter: Excuse me, sir, but if you can answer one quick question.. have you ever seen a treadmill?
Fat guy: Yeah.  It was delicious.
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TheDope
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.


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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 07:51:34 PM »


REPORTER - Sir, do you confirm or deny that you are the person businesses refer to when they talk about their competition "eating their lunches"?
GUY- Let's just say I'm one of the happiest guys on Wall Street (burp).
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 07:28:41 AM »
Excuse me, do you have any drugs?
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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...


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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 08:06:14 PM »
Excuse me sir, you look like you'd know just how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop!
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 12:49:20 AM »
 "Yer mouth sure is purty"
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 11:20:12 AM »
"We are short a whole box of Twinkies, do you know anything about their whereabouts?"
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 05:20:18 PM »
"So Mr Yamamoto, you say that the new initiative to retrain former sumo wrestlers in new careers has had a positive effect on your life."
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2010, 08:41:25 AM »
Well, Cal Tech wants me to do jumping jacks...something about calibrating the sismic gear...
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2010, 07:18:32 AM »
Sir, do you watch Larry King?
Watch him, I ATE him, kinda bitter, though, needed more cowbell.
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Nukie 2
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2010, 03:24:49 PM »
Reporter: Excuse me sir, do you know where I could find Sue Chin?
Fat Guy: How the hell should I know?
Reporter: Well you have more chins than a Chinese phone book!
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2010, 09:32:44 PM »

do you now where the ladies room is?
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