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« on: May 24, 2010, 05:05:36 PM »

Here we go.  We're going to give a review/summary for movies that don't exist.  In each post, copy the above post and replace one blank line __________ with some actual content.  (If you want to add more characters or quotes or something in a section that's already full, go ahead.)  When we finish a movie, the next person starts a new movie.  Feel free to go in any order.  You don't have to fill in the next space, any in particular will do.

I'll let somebody else start us off.  Here's the blank template to go by. 


Title: 
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Movie Tagline
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Characters
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 11:24:38 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator
Movie Tagline
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Characters
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 02:10:19 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator
Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
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___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 02:19:28 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 02:24:15 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 03:06:45 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 03:10:00 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
______________
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Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 03:11:55 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
______________
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 04:21:39 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 09:17:38 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."

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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 09:23:34 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."

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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 11:40:33 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
"Should it be making that sound?"
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2010, 06:47:45 AM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
"Should it be making that sound?"
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2010, 08:24:14 AM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
___________


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
"Should it be making that sound?"
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2010, 08:46:36 AM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.

___________


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”
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