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« Reply #120 on: January 26, 2011, 01:22:58 PM »

Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
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Plot summary
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___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
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Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
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Quotes
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« Reply #121 on: February 02, 2011, 11:09:27 AM »

Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
______________


Quotes
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« Reply #122 on: February 16, 2011, 10:20:19 PM »

Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
_____________
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« Reply #123 on: February 19, 2011, 06:43:45 PM »

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Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
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« Reply #124 on: February 19, 2011, 09:24:34 PM »

Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."
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« Reply #125 on: February 19, 2011, 09:43:12 PM »

Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."
   
"It's the soap! We should have never ordered the soap from Chernobyl!"
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« Reply #126 on: February 23, 2011, 01:10:44 PM »

Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
Lint is NOT something to be taken lightly.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."
   
"It's the soap! We should have never ordered the soap from Chernobyl!"
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« Reply #127 on: February 23, 2011, 01:18:02 PM »

Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
Dr. Doug: a mad scientist living with his Mom who likes to experiment and tinker with washing machines and other mechanical devices.

Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
Lint is NOT something to be taken lightly.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."
   
"It's the soap! We should have never ordered the soap from Chernobyl!"
 
 
 
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« Reply #128 on: September 13, 2012, 02:00:31 PM »

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.

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_JOHN CARRADINE-as himself; Hey, why not?__________



Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
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Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”
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« Reply #129 on: August 22, 2013, 07:14:05 PM »

REVENGE OF THE WYRE WIZARD

Tagline - "No grammar, no review content, no mercy!"

Story - Under the brilliant guise of Simon Cowell. Nobody suspected a thing as the demented Wyre turned every user into /b/tards. The only one standing between the evil Wizard and his goal is the mighty Andrew Odinson wielding the might BÄNHAMMER.

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« Reply #130 on: August 22, 2013, 07:51:59 PM »

REVENGE OF THE WYRE WIZARD
Tagline: "I wrote it.. you're readin' it!"

Story - Under the brilliant guise of Simon Cowell. Nobody suspected a thing as the demented Wyre turned every user into /b/tards. The only one standing between the evil Wizard and his goal is the mighty Andrew Odinson wielding the might BÄNHAMMER.

"I haven't been this confused by a movie since I saw Cool World on acid." -A.J. Bauer
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