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El Misfit
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Hi there!


« on: May 30, 2010, 09:42:17 PM »


I told you that the gun needs more cowbell, how hard is it to comprehend?!
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2010, 10:15:38 PM »

Can you help me here with my new phaser?
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 08:33:43 AM »




Potato guns OF THE FUTURE!

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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 03:15:24 PM »





This is my new invention: the Super Soaker 4000.  It can drench a sunbather from head to toe a mile away.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 09:37:12 PM »



Jimmy, I told you before, the pioneers did not have the kill-matic 7200.
Hey, historical records from that era are sketchy at best!
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El Misfit
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 07:32:02 AM »

I told you that the SILVER laser gun was useless, the GOLD laser gun is much more effective.
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 12:50:39 PM »


    Great! You just shot a Vulcan. Don't you know they're an endangered species!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2010, 06:23:27 PM »

"Oh thank heavens you're here.  Its that way sir...its the biggest mouse we've ever seen."
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2010, 07:08:13 AM »

"I guarantee it, sir. Your wife will love it."
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