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flackbait
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« on: June 02, 2010, 10:49:24 PM »


what the horse is thinking: Why does this smug bastard have to make ME look like the dork?!?
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 12:17:55 AM »


What the horse is thinking: It's only humane: you should SEE his underwear!
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 12:52:03 AM »



Mr. Ed Vader
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 06:53:30 AM »

The Horse: You damn fool, you know there's radiation at Auschwitz!
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 07:44:37 AM »

Here we have the proud inventor of the Farm and Garden Vacuuum Cleaner, posing with the prototype one-horsepower model.  Debris is taken in through cyclonic action and emerges from the other end in tidy, easy-to-scoop-up packets.
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 11:22:11 AM »

Guy in background:  "Uh sir, that contraption is supposed to go on the back of the horse."
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 12:55:29 PM »



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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 09:01:23 AM »

Karl found out that making his horse into a vacuum cleaner wasn't really all that practical.
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 02:31:10 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 10:42:34 PM »


"...and for &1,000, you can have the one BHP horse that runs on carrots and horse food!"
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