Whaddaya do for a living?

[Trevor]

I'm an analyst and a therapist. I'm the world's first analrapist.

LMAO 

[Psycho Circus]

I'm the cashier/safe key stockholder for the preston jobcentreplus office within the Department For Work & Pensions. I pay expenses, benefits and do emergency payments along with a lot of admin work. It's probably too much trust and responsibility for a paranoid, psychotic, alcoholic rock n' roll a***ole...

[Mr. DS]

I'm an analyst and a therapist. I'm the world's first analrapist.( Arrested Development, anyone?)

Okay, seriously, I don't have a job.
I'm 17.

Are you trying out for the Blue Man Group too?

[Silverlady]

I am FILTHY RICH AND DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!   Nah, just kidding.  I got hurt at work in February of this year and have been out on workers comp.  I have had tests done ( MRI, CAT SCAN, AND EMG)  detailing how I majorly screwed up my back.  My hubby, Bill (bless his heart) does all the heavy duty stuff like cleaning, laundry, vaccuming etc. for me.  I still do most of the cooking ... I just can't lift the heavy pots or put things in or taken things out of the oven.  Bill helps me with that. I feel so useless sometimes.

[BTM]

I"m the night auditor at a hotel.  I don't mind the job, it's the best hotel I've ever worked at (and I've worked at five including this one).  It's just that I only make minimum wage, get 32 hours a week, and, despite having a Bachelor's degree in IT, I can't seem to get anything else right now.

So, I'm hunting for another/second job.  I'm hoping to take a Graphic Design class in the fall at a local college, but I dunno if I can scrape together enough dough for it.

Other than that, the work isn't too bad, it's usually quiet most nights until I have to do the audit and set out breakfast.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Bless you all. Whatever you do. Wherever you are, You the people who make this world the fine place it is.

As for myself, I'm retired. After working at the same job for over 27 years, that, and my age, allowed me to retire with a pension that lets me do almost everything I want, when I want.

I still have to watch my expenses, as I still have a large credit card bill to pay off. Which I'm paying off. And I have an used car loan, which I'm also paying off, but I'm so glad that I'm finally out of the rat race, and I can answer to no man but myself for the first time.

[Zapranoth]

I'm a family doctor.   Medicine is still a lot of fun to do, even with the turmoil our country is going through (the USA I mean).
I would have to say that the best part of my job is helping people.  The worst part is delivering bad news.   :(    Fortunately you guys here are totally crazy and are always good for a laugh.   

[Couchtr26]

I'm retail sales.  I have always enjoyed talking to customers meeting new people.  I also like that my pay is in my hands to an extent.  The more I sell the more I make, always a nice incentive to improve and learn.