This is really an amazing movie. It's on a disk with a movie called "Angels" starring Vincent Schiavelli from Fast Times but I didn't watch that. I was advised against it and I'm pretty easy to lead.
The thing that seperates this from alot of Something Weird/ trash fare is it had a lighter tone and while some of the stars are nondescript , they are all likeable. Uschi Digart, from Russ Meyer movies like Supervixen fame, could even be called charismatic. It reminded me of "Screwballs" or "Private school" or another of those great vhs classics of the 80's. Those were basically dumbed down Animal House with more nudity and this is even dumber than those and has even more nudity. It's so dumb in fact some people may not be able to take it.
What there is of the " acting" is ridiculous and many of the scenes are one long shot of two people, mainly a guy and a girl but there is also a (AMAZING) lesbian scene, having alot of carnal relations (soft core). Some may say there is really no "movie" to speak of here, I say less is more. Well, less not really being a good description of in particular Uschi Digart who is a good 30 or more pounds over any of todays starlets and thats fine with me.
The main character is of course Digart as Heaven, another girl trying to make it in the movie business in LA. Available for non union work on this day were her red head roomate and their respective boyfriends, hers a cop who looks like a the Daily Shows Ed Helms and the roomate's, a married movie producer who is like one of those bosses that chases the secretary around the desk. At some point a blonde friend of theirs shows up and guess what: she's a lot of fun too. The jokes are so bad they don't even make sense. At one point they are standing next to a tree and Uschi coyly shoos one of the men away (for a moment), he goes "that's really going out on a limb" ???? what is going out on a limb? You standing there? who is going out on a limb and how are they going out on a limb?
Without getting to graphic, let me just say it was a pleasure to watch a a movie that was not porn (which Al franken once noted has been shown in hotel on demand rental statistics to generally be viewed for an average of like 2 minutes or something. or less) nor was it a Bring it On type tease. I can't remember the last time a movie gave me such a nice long time to just enjoy the female form.
The was one of the last in Images DVD's for Something Weird and the trailers were all ones I hadn't seen before. Also included were two short (8 minute) somewhat more explicit but still not quite x rated stag reels type loops of Uschi and friends that were very appreciated.
5/5
