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« on: June 05, 2010, 10:44:20 PM »



Leia: I love Luke and I want to marry him.  Do you see any problems with that, 2-1B?
Droid: You should be aware that if you and Luke decided to have a child that because you are brother and sister - in addition to being twisted - your offspring would be at greater risk of certain genetic disorders.

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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2010, 06:58:01 AM »

Luke:  "I don't know, I just want to tag that hottie Han Solo.  I don't care if he is my sister's love interest...oh...um...hi Leia, how long have you been standing there?"
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2010, 06:48:25 PM »

you should be aware that we're in a dangerous territory, mainly we're in Death Star!
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2010, 06:50:45 PM »

LEIA:  "Did you give him Love Potion Number 9 as I requested?"
LUKE:  "So THAT'S what he stuck in the back of my neck!"
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2010, 09:39:53 PM »





Droid: The operation is a success.  Congratulations!  You are now Lucy Skywalker.
Luke Lucy Skywalker: Thanks sweetie!
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2010, 10:12:55 PM »



2-1B: Princess Leia, I require a sperm sample from Commander Skywalker.  He thought since he was having difficulty you might be able to assist.
Leia: Of course, I'll be glad to help.  Just give me a minute to get these clothes off.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 07:41:50 AM »

Leia:  "Luke don't be a baby, its just a prostate exam."
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2010, 11:57:25 AM »



Luke, it's just a blood sample, what, is the big jedi afraid of needles?
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 02:34:25 PM »

"You're gonna stick that up where now?"
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