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« on: September 20, 2014, 12:44:09 PM »

Just finished reading this in 5 parts, and I--for the most part--enjoyed it, so I thought I talk about it here.

We'll do a summary of the story.
A description of my favorite character from it + the 7 categories used for all of my favorite characters.
Audience rating of the graphic novel + the why.
What I liked about it.
What I disliked about it.
Questions raised by myself after I read it.
And a final timeline of events done by myself.
And, oh, yes. There will be spoilers through out the post.

Thanos. Born to a mother who wants to kill him at birth and to a father who cannot kill him, even at the end.
From being unable to dissect a dead lizard to being able to dissect a couple of living teenagers.
From 18 self-confessed murders, including his own mother, before 20, to thousands, including whole planets, afterwards.

What follows is what I got from "Thanos Rising." Your opinion may defer. As for my favorite character in it . . .


The class virgin. The teenage boy who has never slept with anyone before, either boy or girl. The honest, but stupid one. "And he was good to the last drop of . . . his blood."

Adult or teen: teen
Hero, villain, or victim: victim
Nationality: Titian
Class: upper middle
Criminal or crime victim: crime victim
Injured or deceased: deceased
Sexual orientation: heterosexual

and his partner in sex and death . . .


The class slut. The girl who has slept with everyone, including the professor, in their class--both boy and girl, except for Sogarth and Thanos. The dishonest, but the smart one.

"Loktus, have you really slept with everyone, in our class, both the boys and the girls."--"Yes, Sogarth. Even our professor. Everyone, but you and Thanos, and as Thanos is not here, slip out of your thong, so I can make it over 90% of the class I have slept with."

Rated T+ for older teens and adults.

As to the why . . .?!

L(anguage): a couple of b******s. Other than that, pus is about as bad as it gets.
S(ex): alien sex. And a couple of underage (?) teens are seen by our hero, from the back, having sex with their clothes still on.
N(udity): alien boobs. Both man and child--girl and boy--seen wearing a skimpy thong.
V(iolence): women and children tortured and killed. Men killed. Animals killed. People dismembered and decapitated.

Next time: What I liked about it.

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