... it has been exactly two years since I've been "with" a woman.
Honestly, it doesn't bother me much. Life's actually been quite a bit better since I quit letting my secondary head do the thinking.
Focus on your passions. It helps pass the time. I've watched nearly forty movies in the last month. The only time I think is when I'm not watching a movie. Women become superfluous when you are deep in a Joe D'Amato and Bruno Mattei binge.