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« on: January 03, 2016, 12:30:49 AM »

... it has been exactly two years since I've been "with" a woman.

Honestly, it doesn't bother me much.  Life's actually been quite a bit better since I quit letting my secondary head do the thinking.
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2016, 01:24:46 AM »

... it has been exactly two years since I've been "with" a woman.

Honestly, it doesn't bother me much.  Life's actually been quite a bit better since I quit letting my secondary head do the thinking.

Focus on your passions. It helps pass the time. I've watched nearly forty movies in the last month. The only time I think is when I'm not watching a movie. Women become superfluous when you are deep in a Joe D'Amato and Bruno Mattei binge.
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2016, 09:09:35 AM »

... it has been exactly two years since I've been "with" a woman.

Around here, that's considered bragging...  TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2016, 09:58:59 AM »

... it has been exactly two years since I've been "with" a woman.

Around here, that's considered bragging...  TeddyR


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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2016, 01:29:20 AM »

... it has been exactly two years since I've been "with" a woman.

Around here, that's considered bragging...  TeddyR

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Not to gross anyone out, but I've been celibate for almost 12 years. No boom boom with soul brother or soul sister.
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