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If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« on: June 10, 2010, 11:28:42 AM »

The Vehicular Centipede. 100% mechanically accurate


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 11:52:38 AM »

The MOM 9000, when you need to get your kids to Soccer practice safely.

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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 12:11:22 PM »

the new try outs for Monster Garage


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 03:31:54 PM »

It's really pretty sad when in this day and age, a fatal rear-end collision simply results in a new marketable vehicle.


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2010, 08:00:52 AM »

Your Redneck Hearse


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2010, 08:15:40 AM »

Quote from: Bull on June 11, 2010, 08:00:52 AM

OMG they're breeding!


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2010, 11:13:00 AM »

With an optional specially designed mattress and optional tinted windows, the Redneck Love Wagon quickly became a regular site at Lover's Lanes throughout the southeastern United States.


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2010, 02:23:25 PM »

And through processes as yet unknown, Mom's car began to split into a good station wagon and an eeeeevil station wagon.


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2010, 02:42:17 AM »

Franklin's automotive creation worked fine until it was arrested for violating miscegnation laws in Georgia.


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2010, 08:37:26 AM »

Never let it be said, Dr. Emmit Brown coulden't work through a budget cut.


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2010, 08:51:41 AM »

In all fairness, if Dr. Heiter were a mechanic, he'd connect the tailpipe of one car to the carburetor of the other and wonder why neither would start. TeddyR


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Re: If Dr.Heiter were a mechanic.

« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2010, 03:58:01 PM »

....and for $9,000, you can get this GREAT car, it has working A/C, AM/FM radio, and power windows!


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