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« on: June 12, 2010, 08:15:57 PM »

From my review of Shark Attack...


"Alright its ready...I've got dibs on the liver..."

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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 08:22:41 PM »

"Gentlemen and lady, after many test and different experiments, I have reached 2 conclusions.  Number one, this is a shark; and number two, which is most important, this shark is dead.  Any questions?"
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2010, 11:44:18 PM »

Well, whattya know.. he DIDN'T have a candygram!
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2010, 04:50:54 PM »


Shark attack 4: Revenge of the Mini Megalodon
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 07:05:08 AM »

"You didn't cook the rice? Tell me you at least bought the nori sheets."
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 11:01:43 AM »

Their viewing of a man eating shark didn't turn out to be what they expected.
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 08:48:12 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 06:06:56 PM »

Don't look at me, Doc. The shark cut the cheese.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2010, 09:46:33 PM »


You Bought this for HOW MUCH?
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 01:10:09 AM »

Are you seriously telling me that no one brought the stuffing?!
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2010, 11:35:56 PM »



Well, we'd better call Mister Spielberg; Bruce didn't make it.
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