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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: June 14, 2010, 05:23:58 PM »



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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 07:52:58 PM »

YOU STAND RIGHT BACK! OTHERWISE SAY GOODBYE TO THE JEWELS!
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2010, 09:45:42 PM »





Playstation 3 owners were eagerly awaiting the newest version of Clock Tower, where the villian Scissorman was to make his return.  Due to budget restrictions and time limitations, however, the result was rather insulting as Scissorman was only a foot tall.
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2010, 11:40:06 PM »



I'm running a circumcision special today!  HALF off!
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 05:57:36 AM »

What really happens to you if you run with scissors.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 06:59:34 AM »

"Yea Craft Day!  I'm making the bestest paper snowflake the teacher has ever seen!"
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HELP! WE ARE STUCK IN A GOOD MOVIE!!!


« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2010, 11:37:30 AM »



When Ward Cleaver found that Wally and Beaver broke the manual/push lawn cutter, he and June watched "The Gate" and figured out how to get the lawn cut.  They just dug a whole the depths of hell and summed Timmer, the lawn demon.  Just don't spray him with water or he will go Gremlin on you.   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 06:58:57 AM »

Just hold on there little fella. Those are Mommy's. You use the safety scissors.
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2010, 09:09:02 PM »



Oh...did Maurice do those bangs?  Honey, we need to re-trim
that whole thing; let's start with a Rachel cut and go from there, mm-kay?
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