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« on: June 30, 2010, 11:59:08 AM »

A woman told state troopers she was fleeing a vampire when she ran her sport utility vehicle into a canal in Mesa County on Sunday night, KKCO-Ch. 11 in Grand Junction reported.

The woman, whose name was not released, told a trooper she was traveling alone about 9:25 p.m. on a dirt road near Fruita when she came upon the vampire, threw her vehicle in reverse and ran off the road. The SUV came to rest on its passenger side. She was not injured, and since neither drugs nor alcohol was suspected, she was not charged, according to the Colorado State Patrol.

The station reported Tuesday that she might not have taken some medication that day. Her husband arrived soon after the wreck and took her home, KKCO reported. The Denver Post

How can drugs or alcohol not be suspected? Did they test for them? Doesnt sound like it. She obviously has some issues. Crazy. I bet she is a twilight fan.  Lookingup


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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 12:18:14 PM »

I don't know, I have been seeing more and more vampire activity lately.  Got my stakes sharpened and my garlic cologne bottle newly filled . . . they hate that stuff!

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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 12:48:29 PM »

How can drugs or alcohol not be suspected?

Maybe they were going on the theory that if you're crashing your car trying to escape vampires, drugs would be kind of redundant?

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 12:57:40 PM »

Maybe she was trying to escape vampires
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 09:43:32 PM »

Damn, where is Blade or Jesus to deal with these vampires when you need them?
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