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« on: June 30, 2010, 01:39:03 PM »

HI
Here is a stupid question i thought of beginning with why.

Why do some men insist on standing next to the urinal for at least a further two minutes ,when it is obvious they have finished having a p**s? . Perhaps it is to cop a quick look at the person next to them(you know guys compare the size) .Maybe they are embarrassed ,
anyway what is your stupid question of the day beginning with why?

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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 01:59:14 PM »

Because if you rush it, that last little trickle gets in your drawers, and before you know it, you move to South Africa and change your name to Trevor!
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2010, 05:02:03 AM »

Because if you rush it, that last little trickle gets in your drawers, and before you know it, you move to South Africa and change your name to Trevor!

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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2010, 06:27:38 AM »

anyway what is your stupid question of the day beginning with why?

Why do people seem so obsessed with having TINY electronic gizmos, yet at the same time they're becoming less and less concerned with the size of their own bodies?  People get larger and larger but it's vital that their phone, ipod, camera, handheld game console and everything else be as small as a credit card.  This stuff is all very inconvenient to use because you can barely hold it in your hand, and one average sized finger can cover about 10 buttons at once.
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 08:02:01 AM »

Why is it that fans of Justin What's-his-f**king-last-name-is always has to bad mouth metal?
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2010, 04:24:21 AM »

Why do people STILL hold their cell phone and drive at the same time?  GET THE HANDS-FREE DEVICE MORONS!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2010, 06:42:11 AM »

I wrote a piece on this amongst other awful public bathroom behavior on my blog.  Public bathrooms are awful
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 08:06:25 AM »

Hey, some older guys (not me) have prostrate problems and it take them forever to get started and then to finish.
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 03:04:43 PM »

WHY? Don't people just do what I tell them?
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 03:54:49 PM »

Why do people hold important cellphone calls in the public bathroom?
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 05:55:28 PM »

Why do people hold important cellphone calls in the public bathroom?

So you can eavesdrop, whilst dropping other things..duh!
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 07:41:22 AM »

So you can eavesdrop, whilst dropping other things..duh!

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