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« on: July 02, 2010, 12:56:08 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 02:59:20 AM »

They didn't try too hard on his wardrobe.
B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 06:10:04 AM »

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
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B-Movie Kraken

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 07:34:12 AM »

How the h377 did my agent talk me into taking this %$#@!!! role????

"I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well-planned and carefully organized!"
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 12:12:13 PM »

And women still find me sexier than 99% of this planet's male population.  So there!

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 10:13:57 PM »

New cross-your-heart briefs, when ordinary underwear don't provide the support you're looking for. Just ask Sean Connery, if we can support him, we can support anyone.
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2010, 12:24:50 PM »

In his new adventure, Borat joins Kazhastan's elite commando unit to defend the country against all the nations who felt offended by the first movie.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2010, 10:55:51 PM »

Connery: This outfit proves I'm a real man.  Tell me, when's the last time you saw Daniella Craig in a get up like this?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2010, 01:43:11 PM »

This motivational poster did nothing for the spirits of the U.S.
Soccer Team, who later feigned more on-field injuries than usual.

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2010, 10:55:19 PM »

This is what happens when Mrs. Connery gets liquored-up while shopping on-line.
Hammock Rider
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2010, 04:14:41 PM »

Alright Goldfinger, put me back on that laser table thingie.

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?

« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2010, 09:16:04 AM »

So, which one of you designed my costume?

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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 02:30:36 AM »

I told the director I'd wear the outfit if I got to keep the hairpiece.
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