indianasmith
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B-Movie Kraken
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« on: July 21, 2010, 09:45:49 AM » |
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What do you look for in a bad horror movie?
Buckets of blood, creative kills, cheesey dialogue, and copious nudity?
If those things are up your alley, then this is the movie for you!
The cursed Confederate Cannibals of Pleasant Valley are doomed to remain in bloody limbo until they can avenge the destruction of their town in the Civil War by killing 2,001 Yankees and eating them. When the local sheriff announces he will no longer turn his back on their annual Cannibal Jamboree, they dispatch him in short order, and then take their show on the road, heading up north to prey on Yankees in their home ground. Meanwhile, a Winnebago carrying the cast of a reality show - Rome Sheraton and her sister Tina in an obvious ripoff of "The Simple Life" - breaks down near where the Jamboree has set up shop. The nine cast and crew members become the guest of honor at this year's Jamboree - which of course means they get cut up, sliced up, and eaten up in a variety of creative ways which usually involve someone getting naked.
From a Medical table saw to a booby trapped chastity belt, this is a hilarious slaughter ride, featuring all the things that make cannibalism so jolly good fun.
The one weakness was the failure to get Robert Englund back as the town's mayor, Col. Buckman, but Bill Mosely does a creditable job in his place, and Lin Shayne is hilarious as Granny Boone! (The "Flashdance" homage has GOT to be seen to be believed!)
This movie is unashamedly, gloriously, wonderfully BAD!!! I give it my highest recommendation!
Oh, and how about this tagline:
"If they kill you, they will come!"
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