I don't remember if someone already did this topic, but I'm creating/reviving/hijacking it!
Saints Row games
-Pouring beer on someone who's been dead for less than 30 seconds will revive them
-Police lose interest in murderers after about two minutes
-Kicking someone in the testicles enough times will cause them to bleed profusely
-A two car garage is actually a fifty car garage
-Drunkenness causes your vision to look like a screen saver
-You can move a vehicle several feet by hitting it with a katana
-Killing a man in a hotdog suit with a grenade is harder than it sounds
-Some people get off on fender benders