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« on: July 26, 2010, 08:05:43 AM »

This one is for Darksider:

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If you are lost and wondering what hit you, you are not alone.  The scene, and it's funky doo-wop, comes out of nowhere.  One minute there are flying ponies with names like Lickety Split, and then the singing Smooze rolls in.  This is another random snippet from a cartoon movie that could be used to torture PCP addicts.    

The three witches are voiced by Cloris Leachman, Rhea Perlman, and Madeline Kahn.

Besides the doo-wop Smooze, this film is just evil.  Some of that is due to how tepid the script is, but mostly it is because of what happens.  The My Little Pony castle is buried under the Smooze, so they have to ask Tony Randall (who lives in a magic mushroom forest with his rabbit) for a new home.  He gives them the My Little Pony Paradise Estate - it has a swimming pool for the ponies.  It's pink.  Don't forget that to defeat the Smooze the ponies have to find the flutter ponies.

So, not only did parents shell out for the movie (at the theater or on VHS), then the story turns into a commercial for a big new playset and whole new line of My Little Pony toys.  That new $50 castle you bought your daughter for her ponies?  She doesn't want it now.  She has to have the Paradise Estate!  The ponies live in Paradise Estate now!  It has a swimming pool!

Those little masses of fur that looks like baby Gossamers?  Those are the Bushwoolies.  Yeah.  Bushwoolies.

EDITED:  to fix the actresses voicing the witches.  I left 1 out.
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 08:14:30 AM »

Purple slime attacking woodland animals...whats not to love about that clip?
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 08:16:04 AM »

Purple slime attacking woodland animals...whats not to love about that clip?

That and a boat with a patchwork bra for a sail.
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 11:29:19 AM »

Watched it again, the bunnies putting up the sand bags actually made me laugh out loud. Not sure how I missed that the first time.
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